joke Farmers Daughters ..

[tajul]

A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be a little over-protective of his daughters.

When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure they knew who was boss.

One evening, all of his daughters were going out on dates.

The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

Hi, I'm Joe,

I'm here for Flo,

We're goin' to the show,

Is she ready to go?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.

The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

Hi, I'm Eddie,

I'm here for Jenny,

We gettin' spaghetti,

Is she ready?

The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.

The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said,

Hi, I'm Chuck,

And the farmer shot him dead. :rolleyes:

[The Evil Overlord]

LOL

[moloko]

Ha that is funny.

[Growled Member]

Good one. :laugh:

[Charisma Veteran]

I lol'd... and then realised I can't think of any female's name that sounds anything like "Chuck" (I know that isn't the joke, but still!) :laugh:

[Hum]

:laugh:

[*RedBull*]

Hi I'm Chuck

Here for Cloe

with some luck

She's ready to go

Hi I'm Chuck

Here for Betty

We're eating duck

It's late, she ready?

OK I don't see f coming into play. :whistle:

Hi I'm Chuck

Here for Betty

We're going to *uck

She better be ready

[Slammers]

hey im chuck

ive come to f**k your daughter

because im horny

[rfirth]

Hi, I'm Eddie,

I'm here for Jenny,

We gettin' spaghetti,

Is she ready?

Jenny? This one is slightly disappointing... it should be:

Hi, I'm Eddie,

I'm here for Betty,

We gettin' spaghetti,

Is she ready?

[The Guvnor]

Hi, Im Chuck,

Shotguns make me horny

so I am going to make sexy time with you.