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Ladies and gentleman I give you the next President of the United States...


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#1 Phantom Spaceman

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 02:31

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#2 Raze

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 02:49

YAY!! He promised a Surface for all Neowinians if he was elected! :D

#3 Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 03:08

ERMAGHERD! NEHRBEHRND! :p

#4 Colin McGregor

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 03:22

he then hands the country over to the neowin community and the US becomes gun toting atheists and all the pcs are running Linux or xp.

#5 FMH

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 03:31

Pretty funny, and instead of Romney put Mclaren2.

#6 +littleneutrino

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 03:38

I thought you had to be an American to win?

#7 OP Phantom Spaceman

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 06:52

View Postlittleneutrino, on 06 November 2012 - 03:38, said:

I thought you had to be an American to win?
Shhhh!

#8 Mohitster

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 07:21

I know I know it's a US election but can I vote too? Pretty please? :)

#9 Open Minded

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 07:45

And here I was thinking it was going to be either a giant douche or a turd sandwich.

#10 FMH

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 14:01

View PostMohitster, on 06 November 2012 - 07:21, said:

I know I know it's a US election but can I vote too? Pretty please? :)

If you are not an American citizen you can't vote, but you can run for election and become the president... ;)

#11 vetneufuse

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 14:25

View Postlittleneutrino, on 06 November 2012 - 03:38, said:

I thought you had to be an American to win?

Neobond did produce his "long form" birth certificate that "proved" he was one, even though it was a reprint on modern printers and looks like it was altered

and seriously wtf is a long form birth certificate anyways? All I have from the state is a piece of paper with the state symbol on it saying my name, parents name and date of birth and location of it... that's it nothing about parents nationalities or anything else that people like trump wanted to see from obama...

#12 2xSilverKnight

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 14:27

View Postneufuse, on 06 November 2012 - 14:25, said:

Neobond did produce his "long form" birth certificate that "proved" he was one, even though it was a reprint on modern printers and looks like it was altered

and seriously wtf is a long form birth certificate anyways? All I have from the state is a piece of paper with the state symbol on it saying my name, parents name and date of birth and location of it... that's it nothing about parents nationalities or anything else that people like trump wanted to see from obama...

Better have a non-american than this republican idiot called Romney.

#13 roadwarrior

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 14:32

View Postneufuse, on 06 November 2012 - 14:25, said:

Neobond did produce his "long form" birth certificate that "proved" he was one, even though it was a reprint on modern printers and looks like it was altered

and seriously wtf is a long form birth certificate anyways? All I have from the state is a piece of paper with the state symbol on it saying my name, parents name and date of birth and location of it... that's it nothing about parents nationalities or anything else that people like trump wanted to see from obama...
Depends on when and where you were born. Mine is a good bit more detailed than what my sons have.

#14 vetGrowled

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 01:40

We are all doomed. :p

#15 68k

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 11:07

That's exactly the type of leader we need! :D