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[b]NEW YORK[/b] -- Gas has been hard to come by in parts of the northeast battered by Superstorm Sandy, and some people have turned to exchanging sex for fuel. :wacko:

It has been 10 days since the storm tore through the east coast. A bitter Nor'Easter slammed the area this week. That's left millions of drivers desperate for gasoline.

"After three hours, sometimes we reach the pump and there is no gas," cab driver Saghier Hussein said.

With the growing market for gas, some people have turned to the Internet to offer or ask for sex in exchange for fuel.

"Ladies -- I have 30 gallons of gas in my shed. Would exchange for service. Please send pictures," one posting read.

"Got 15 gallons of gas. Am willing to trade for some female company. How much I give up depends on what you are willing to give up. If you're interested, send some pics. Put Gas in the subject line," another posting read.

There is no telling how many exchanges of this nature have actually been made.

There is no indication when the fuel crisis in the northeast may end.

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You can almost just see this deal taking place then one of these dirt bags ripping a wet one in the poor girl's face and saying "There's your gas!!!"

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LMFAO, this is so low, but so god damn funny at the same time, and I live in the affected area hahahahaha.

Now that I think about it, I have some gas in cans... Hmmmmmm. Nah, don't wanna give up gas and get herpes in return LOL.

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title is obviously misleading considering there is no way to know that anyone actually took them up on the offer. ill give the guys credit for trying..

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Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Fill 'er up !" :wacko:
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[quote name='muggerfugger' timestamp='1352478703' post='595308615']
Damn, imagine how pathetic and desperate these guys are. I doubt this is going to help them get any.
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It's actually quite common with housing in Paris as I understand it (and just as illegal,) though I obviously have no personal experience.

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*Takes leave of absence, goes to gas station, then heads for NY*
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I can just imagine how disgusting the dudes are that are trying and how just as disgusting the girls are that take the offer. Im all for sex free or paid but for gas?? lol just sad.

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still prostitution if you exchange a item of value for sex... I say charge them!

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[quote name='THolman' timestamp='1352479864' post='595308669']
*Takes leave of absence, goes to gas station, then heads for NY*
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it wont help you

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[quote name='neufuse' timestamp='1352480788' post='595308711']
still prostitution if you exchange a item of value for sex... I say charge them!
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Set up a video camera, and roleplay the scenario out (over-alls are a must for this) and voila; Completely legal.

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Someone remind me that the United States is a first world country.

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Whatever happened to looking out for your fellow neighbor?

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This guys are beyond desperate. They are sad.

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[quote name='Perfect72' timestamp='1352511676' post='595309797']
Set up a video camera, and roleplay the scenario out (over-alls are a must for this) and voila; Completely legal.
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still not, recording porn is illegal in NY an NJ you'd still be violating a obscenity law :p not many areas allow legally to record porn

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I think poster's in this thread forgot that condoms exist.

On that note, I plan to visit the affect area's with a large amount of gas. :)

I'm not talking about eating a large can of beans.

Can you imagine the headline though? Man stabbed by prostitute for not providing the right kind of gas.

Prostitute is what anyone is considered who exchanges sex for something of real value.

[quote name='neufuse' timestamp='1352554675' post='595310543']
still not, recording porn is illegal in NY an NJ you'd still be violating a obscenity law :p not many areas allow legally to record porn
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So recording on my smart phone is illegal? So it's not true.

That just makes it so much more exciting now. :)

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I see trouble in someone's future. :D

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Um only if it's unconcentual. And what recording? I don't know what you mean....;)

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