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#1 tajul

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 02:29

A teenager with a crush on a girl all throughout high school finally decides to ask her to the prom, to which she agreed.

Two weeks before the prom he went to rent a tuxedo. When he got to the Tuxedo store there were already people waiting on the tuxedo line, but he waited anyways.

A week before the prom he went to rent a limousine but when he got to the limo office there were people waiting on the limo line, but he waited anyways.

On the day of the prom he went to buy a corsage. When he got to the florist there were people waiting on the the corsage line, but he waited anyways.

During the prom everything was going well, they were dancing and having a good time. The girl whispers into his ear to ask if he can get her some fruit punch.

The teenager looks over at the table and there was no punchline. :mobile:


#2 vetneufuse

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 02:30

*scratches head*

#3 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 02:33

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..........Oh... I get it, lol

#4 +CrossCheck

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 02:43

Thats freakin hilarious.

#5 wrack

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 02:51

I see what you did there!

#6 Growled

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 02:54

I get it now. :laugh:

#7 moloko

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 03:57

......chirp.......chirp

#8 pes2013

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 07:01

Nope, fail.

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:05

Love it! :)

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:16

As my favorite Muppet, Animal, would no doubt say, that's a...


"BAD PUN!!!" :)

#11 *RedBull*

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:29

The funny in the OP's joke is like the kingkong in the picture.....

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#12 Bad Booster

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 13:13

The funny in the OP's joke is like the kingkong in the picture.....


Those bazookas are like miniature King Kongs.