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#16 fusi0n

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 15:57

meh.. you could do it if she cheated on you.. lol trust me

I dated a 10/10 for a while, she cheated on me, gave her a second chance.. cheated on me again.. broke up with her.. TO THIS DAY I still have friends asking me why I broke up with her.. some people just don't get it lol


#17 Colin McGregor

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 16:05

nose is too big and her eyes are too close together. I would just get her drunk look at her boobs and not date her

#18 fusi0n

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 16:08

nose is too big and her eyes are too close together. I would just get her drunk look at her boobs and not date her


you would hit that.. tell your friends? maybe?

#19 Xoligy

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 16:11

Dude, how you get a pic of my gf??? :p

#20 Colin McGregor

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 16:25

you would hit that.. tell your friends? maybe?


of course. I've screwed much much much much worse. I just wouldn't start a relationship. What does sex have to do with relationships lol. If I dated her it wouldn't last long because of her uneven face. I'm the type of person that says what I'm thinking and answers every question truthfully. I tell them a dress makes them look fat if it in fact does so it would end pretty quick.

Plus look at the shape of her cleavage, anyone that has seen more then one set of boobs can see that once you take that bra off they sag

#21 The King of GnG

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 16:28

It's hard not to be hard when the situation is hard :-D

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 16:42

It's hard not to be hard when the situation is hard :-D


hardly...

#23 HawkMan

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 16:54

Plus look at the shape of her cleavage, anyone that has seen more then one set of boobs can see that once you take that bra off they sag


Yes, that's called real boobs.

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 08:59

Needless to say I'd hit it. But I can't see the pic, so it's like a blind date.

My formula for hitting when I was younger: female + willing + opportunity = score!!

Pretty, petite, shorter than me, dark hair, smells good, nice personalty, good sized boobs, smart, younger, really into me.....all icing on the cake.

The formula is basically unchanged.

#25 HawkMan

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 11:54

Needless to say I'd hit it. But I can't see the pic, so it's like a blind date.

My formula for hitting when I was younger: female + willing + opportunity = score!!

Pretty, petite, shorter than me, dark hair, smells good, nice personalty, good sized boobs, smart, younger, really into me.....all icing on the cake.

The formula is basically unchanged.


I notice that human and age are not factors you deem important :p

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 13:21

It's hard not to be hard when the situation is hard :-D


Amen brotha

#27 moloko

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 15:06

breaking up with her is ok. Those ###### are most likely pancake tities and look horrible with no bra.

#28 goodbytes

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 15:27

she's fit.. i'd probably let her treat me like a **** if i could motor boat them.

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 15:42

she's fit.. i'd probably let her treat me like a **** if i could motor boat them.


LOL :D

#30 Steven P.

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 15:48

she's fit.. i'd probably let her treat me like a **** if i could motor boat them.


LOL :p