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Honey! I won 10 Million dollars


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#1 Muhammad Farrukh

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 08:24

Man runs home yelling
"Pack your bags honey. I just
won the lottery of 10 Million

Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?

Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !


#2 nekkidtruth

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 09:11

Soooo old

#3 +Seahorsepip

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 14:08

old but still funny

#4 The King of GnG

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 16:35

I don't get all these jokes about wives. I mean, they should be funny or something? If you don't like to be married, don't marry anyone. And if you married the wrong kind of person because you are dumb, suffer and die in silence you whiny p*ssy :D

Disclaimer: I'm not married.

#5 vetsanctified

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 16:37

View PostThe King of GnG, on 10 November 2012 - 16:35, said:

I don't get all these jokes about wives. I mean, they should be funny or something? If you don't like to be married, don't marry anyone. And if you married the wrong kind of person because you are dumb, suffer and die in silence you whiny p*ssy :D

Disclaimer: I'm not married.

Arent you Mr Sunshine? Should we ask you everytime we do something for your approval? ;)

#6 Long Dong Silver

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 13:29

View Postsanctified, on 10 November 2012 - 16:37, said:

Arent you Mr Sunshine? Should we ask you everytime we do something for your approval? ;)

Dont be harsh amigo, he is in Love.

#7 Farstrider

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 13:33

Still funny, the first thing that I would have said to my ex wife!

#8 moloko

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 15:05

My wife tells me this all the time. If she won she would leave me. I keep giving her money for tickets.