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#1 YouSuck

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:02

Fenix: Hey *******.



Fenix: Hey nerdmeat, I’m talking to you.



Fenix: Nice glasses.



Fenix: I said NICE GLASSES dick.



Fenix: What’s your ****ing problem?



Fenix: You want to eat **** and die or something?



Fenix: Too good for me? Is that it?



Fenix: With your non-giant non-hulking fashionable and branded exo-suit?



Fenix: You ****ing eggheads are all the same, you know that?



Fenix: Do you?



Fenix: I might just put this chainsaw through your head, what do you think about that?



Fenix: HUH?!



Fenix: Answer me!



Fenix: ANSWER ME mysterious man!



Fenix: WHY WON’T YOU TALK WHEN SPOKEN TO?



Fenix: What the hell is going on?



Fenix: Am I going insane? Has the world gone mad?



Fenix: All I want is for you to eat **** and die and you won’t even say one word!



Fenix: Listen **** face, I’m going to take off my battle armor and then — unless you say otherwise — I’m going to make love to you right here right now. You got that *******?



Fenix: DID YOU HEAR ME?



Fenix: …



Fenix: …



Fenix: Goddamnit.




#2 Dan~

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:09

Sorry, but you just wasted a few moments of your life that you will never get back. And you've wasted some of my time too!

#3 HighwayGlider

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:13

No, just no.... Ooh no..
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#4 Nick H.

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 12:56

There's no context to this. Who is Fenix? Is this someone that took offence to something you said and then tried to IM you?

Without some kind of background this is just a monologue of abuse, not a joke...