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[Hum]

A woman who was spotted masturbating in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday after Florida cops searched her purse and found a pipe with cocaine residue.

Police were summoned to the Bradenton business "by the staff at Starbucks regarding a female that was in their lobby and was masturbating." When an officer questioned the woman, Jennifer Piranian, she reported that she was waiting to go to a local hospital.

A cop offered her a ride to the hospital, but asked to first check her purse, to which Piranian agreed. The officer subsequently discovered "a glass stem" in the 29-year-old Piranian's purse that "tested positive for cocaine residue," according to a probable cause affidavit.

Piranian, who denied ownership of the pipe, was arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Pictured above, Piranian is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $1120 bond.

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[Tyler R.]

Don't do drugs, kids.

[Javik]

[Hum]

I hope they made her wash her hands before they cuffed her.

[+Lingwo]

This is a Dog The Bounty Hunter episode i want to see

[Detection]

Lingwo, on 19 November 2012 - 17:12, said:

This is a Dog The Bounty Hunter episode i want to see

[SHoTTa35]

I'd hit it......


....... with a semi-truck! WTF!

[Dashel]

Lesson 1, never trust a helpful pig.

So, why wasn't she charged with indecent exposure again? Oh thats right, cause its bull****.

[+Crisp]

Dashel, on 19 November 2012 - 19:35, said:

So, why wasn't she charged with indecent exposure again? Oh thats right, cause its bull****.

Maybe she was just scratching her coin purse?

[Rohdekill]

Dashel, on 19 November 2012 - 19:35, said:

Lesson 1, never trust a helpful pig.

So, why wasn't she charged with indecent exposure again? Oh thats right, cause its bull****.

Probably cuz nothing was technically exposed. A hand can fit down the inside of a pair of pants.

[ThePitt]

vids or didnt happend

[XerXis]

ThePitt, on 19 November 2012 - 21:42, said:

vids or didnt happend

Have you SEEN the picture above?

[soniqstylz]

XerXis, on 19 November 2012 - 21:44, said:

Have you SEEN the picture above?

No one looks good in a mug shot.

[Dushmany]

wow, just wow.
at least there was no mention of minors being in the coffee shop at the time
I don't have a problem with what she was doing, but a HUGE NO! to drugs, specially recreational ones.
Although I am aware that a part of the drug cocaine is used in making painkillers, (and that harder drugs also have similar properties)

[Shadrack]

Yeah...that picture and the crack found on her pretty much ruined the fantasy I was mustering up about some cute girl in the corner of Starbucks looking at porn and touching herself.