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#1 Hum

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 16:31

A train driver in southern Sweden who worried that a car parked near the tracks might contain someone contemplating suicide was surprised to find an impassioned young couple unable to control their amorous desires.

A train near Mörrum in southern Sweden ground to a halt earlier this week after receiving a call about a car that was parked strangely close to the tracks.

“Often when cars are sitting near the tracks it can be copper thieves at work, or unfortunately a person who has tired of life,” explained train dispatcher Mattias Hellberg to Sveriges Radio (SR).

Leaving a train packed with passengers, the driver alighted and headed to the vehicle to get to the root of the problem. :huh:

However, to the driver’s surprise, the car contained neither thieves nor people at the end of their tether – rather, he stumbled upon a young couple in the wild throes of lust.

“It was two people who were very happy and having a little moment of passion,” Hellberg said.

“The driver told them they weren't being very discrete there and asked them to get moving.”

When asked by the broadcaster if sex by the tracks was a common occurrence in southern Sweden, Hellberg responded:

“I don’t know, but this is the first time I’ve heard of it. We called a train on the way to Karlskrona and informed the driver that he should take it easy and stop there to check up on them afterwards.”

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#2 Growled

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 01:43

People usually go some place more private. However, sometimes you just can't wait.

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 02:06

^ If I thought we'd be seen, I could wait. :laugh:

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 05:57

If you have the room on the backseat it can work, room *IS* important - otherwise cramps.

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 05:59

^ If I thought we'd be seen, I could wait. :laugh:


Lol you should give my wife some advise then :)

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 10:26

^ If I thought we'd be seen, I could wait. :laugh:

Wheres your sense of adventure Hum? :rofl:

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 10:38

Perhaps they wanted to die happy!

I'd use the train service to commit suicide if it weren't for the possible trauma and inconvenience of others. When the time comes, I'll do it on my own.

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 10:40

This should be in Jokes section!....ROFL :D

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 20:59

People usually go some place more private. However, sometimes you just can't wait.


i know its hard to wait sometimes i even have to get started before the ladies arrive O.o

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 02:56

Sweden..if it was in usa that couple would be charged! :(

#11 Growled

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:28

^ If I thought we'd be seen, I could wait. :laugh:


It's more fun being seen. :p



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