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[Rappy]

Is she not wearing clothes in that second pic

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY!

[Denis W]

whasango, on 21 November 2012 - 18:25, said:

seems there is more to this story

"The wedding is performance art that has gone a bit haywire after the UK tabloids left out the fact that it is an art project.
"They are rewriting the story on their own volition to fit their perceived idea of this crazy female fanatic," Adkins said.
The wedding is performance art with a social comment on how the media shapes people's ideas.
Adkins said Edward Cullen represents an ideal many girls and women want of a protector. The character is inhumanly handsome, supportive, and possessive.
Lauren Adkins plans to marry the cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen January 26."
source http://www.kpho.com/...ith-art-project

Fair enough. Though on the same token, very strange happenings have been done in the name of "art." Example: a story of a guy throwing around his blood in public.Now if we can pretend for a second she was serious, let's resume joking around:

Imagine if it was a dude marrying a cardboard chick. Would be a good idea in that case... it's easy to make holes in cardboard. Might need to sand down and soften the hole before use though

[Rappy]

the sad fact is she's kinda cute...probably crazy though!

[humanz.]

Rappy, on 21 November 2012 - 18:02, said:

I'm surprised you made it this far, too many occurances where a lot of us wanted to leave the planet but had no where else to go.

[Rappy]

humanz., on 21 November 2012 - 18:40, said:

I'm surprised you made it this far, too many occurances where a lot of us wanted to leave the planet but had no where else to go.

If only Mars was nearer!

[neufuse]

I hope they charge her with spousal abuse when she wrinkles him, and premeditated homicide when she rips him up to throw away

[Hum]

Do they make cardboard dildos ?

[mancode20]

Yet another example of how girls can waste money

[humanz.]

Rappy, on 21 November 2012 - 18:45, said:

If only Mars was nearer!

I wonder if life would turn out better than Red Faction: Guerilla

[redvamp128]

Shhh... someone should not tell her about this wax figure then--

[Rappy]

redvamp128, on 22 November 2012 - 00:32, said:

Shhh... someone should not tell her about this wax figure then--

I thought that was zach braff at first

[Detection]

If she divorces him, does she get half of his monopoly money ?

[Colin McGregor]

Detection, on 22 November 2012 - 00:36, said:

If she divorces him, does she get half of his monopoly money ?

CCCCCCCCCombo breaker.

Why would a cardboard cutout have monopoly money?

[Growled]

If she would go without clothes more often she would have herself a real boyfriend.

[einsteinbqat]

Hum, on 21 November 2012 - 17:49, said:

I have the feeling that on the honeymoon, she'll be doing all the work ...

What kind of work? It's not like the cardboard will grow some bone!