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#16 Salty Wagyu

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 22:32

They should have called it E-Coli Coffee instead.


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Posted 07 December 2012 - 22:44

.....do not understand.

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 22:54

When I saw the title, I think it was gonna be about the mongongo nut. The nuts come from trees, but sometimes, they simply have elephants eat the nuts whole, as they can reach the trees much easier. Then they poo the nuts out, fully intact, and still edible.

And if you fancy an alternative to elephant s**t coffee, how about some weasel vomit coffee? ;)

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 22:57

ugggh, wrong article to read the precise day i decide to have 4 cups :x

(no wonder there's always a funny aftertaste...)

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 22:58

Does it come with Elephant milk too? I like milk in my Coffee.

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 23:04

Plus, if you want to make coffee out of the poop but can't find any water, you can always do this!



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Posted 07 December 2012 - 23:57

You would try it? I just lost a little bit of respect for you. :rofl:

Haters gonna hate :D

It's like exotoxic said, they of course clean it first :p I think faeces is completely disgusting and gag at the thought of it, but this is sterilised first :p I mean, if you think about it, a lot of things we eat has disgusting origins, like dairy. And we've all got a pretty much 100% of having eaten bugs and sh** from some animal or another, if you've ever eaten anything canned or processed. So... not seeing the big deal. Long as it's tasty, I'm down.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 00:00

Haters gonna hate :D

It's like exotoxic said, they of course clean it first :p I think faeces is completely disgusting and gag at the thought of it, but this is sterilised first :p I mean, if you think about it, a lot of things we eat has disgusting origins, like dairy. And we've all got a pretty much 100% of having eaten bugs and sh** from some animal or another, if you've ever eaten anything canned or processed. So... not seeing the big deal. Long as it's tasty, I'm down.


Twas a joke. Though if I can avoid consuming feces on a conscious level, I'm all for it.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 00:00

^ If I see an elephant parked behind a Star Bucks, I'm running the other way. :woot:

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 02:54

^ at that point McDonald's would be a viable alternative....




OK I just thought of this: That's some expensive @ss coffee. :s

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 03:06

I'm with Lo Tec. Wtf just up and decided "Hmm. I wonder what ground coffee beans from an elephants ass tastes like!"

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 03:15

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 03:18

Wonder how much the bean collectors get paid ...

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 03:20

I may never drink coffee again.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 03:21

Wonder how much the bean collectors get paid ...


probably just beans...