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#1 Hum

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 18:40

Some people fear that the end of the world is coming in December and have stocked up on food, while others killed a cat and broke their mother’s leg in preparation for Doomsday.

The twin brothers, 43, in Novokuznetsk locked themselves in their apartment, broke their mother’s leg, and killed the innocent cat in preparation for the end of the world, local police said.

Even though the incident happened a few days ago, it had not been officially confirmed.

The police received information that there were screams from the apartment, someone was breaking furniture, a policeman told RIA Novosti. A private security company employee arrived, but no one opened the door. Then the police, an ambulance and rescuers arrived.

The policeman said that after they finally managed to open the door, they saw that the apartment was thrashed.

"There were two men born in 1969 and their mother in the apartment. One of them broke their mother’s leg. Both are registered in a psychiatric hospital as being schizophrenic. They were preparing for the end of the world,” he said.

He said the men killed the cat “to take its nine lives to help them survive the end of the world.”

“They were saying that there were demons in the mirrors. Their ship left, and they remained on Earth, :wacko: and had to prepare to survive the apocalypse.”

The twins were taken to a psychiatric hospital.

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 18:43

I think that only Felix the cat is strong enough to survive 2012.

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 19:05

The twin brothers, 43, in Novokuznetsk locked themselves in their apartment, broke their mother’s leg, and killed the innocent cat in preparation for the end of the world, local police said.

Well, that escalated quickly.

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 19:06

I think it is rather stupid that they would kill a cat trying to take its lives.

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 19:18

I think it is rather stupid that they would kill a cat trying to take its lives.


"Both are registered in a psychiatric hospital as being schizophrenic.”

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 19:29

"Both are registered in a psychiatric hospital as being schizophrenic.”


What were they doing outside of the hospital?

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 19:44

Their ship left, and they remained on Earth.


I know how that feels ...

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 19:44

What were they doing outside of the hospital?

Preparing for the end of the world.

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 19:47

I know how that feels ...


oh come on hum.

After all those years away from your home planet you have been institutionalized.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 01:59

oh come on hum.

After all those years away from your home planet you have been institutionalized.



lol


When I read the title of this post I thought it was going to be twin children who heard these stupid 2012 stories, got scared and killed a cat, not 43 year olds.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 02:02

I think it is rather stupid that they would kill a cat trying to take its lives.


To be fair it works this way in video games

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 03:55

It's these kind of people that usually survive.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 03:58

They should have killed a roach... those things survive everything.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 04:01

^ Yeah, well let's see them survive in the icy cold of Space.

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 04:03

^ Yeah, well let's see them survive in the icy cold of Space.


It wouldn't surprise me one bit if they did. :D