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OS: Debian
Hostname: david-ubuntu
Uptime: 3 days, 21:39 hours
CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i3-2100 CPU @ 3.10GHz
RAM (used / total): 3298 / 7968 Mb
Desktop Enviroment: Cinnamon 1.6.7
Logged in as: david
Kernel: 3.5.0-21-generic
Resolution: 3520x1200 pixels
Load Averages: 1.81, 1.34, 1.15
Top Process (by memory use): java
Running Ubuntu 12.10, though, unsure why its saying Debian.
Edit: Max, how'd you get 1001 Mb RAM?