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#16 Richteralan

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 18:16

Dayum I have to teach lessons on the 21st.....


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Posted 12 December 2012 - 18:19

If Nibiru was going to hit earth on the 21st, dont you think we'd see it in the sky by now?


We can't see it because it will hit us from below, the south pole... and all are telescopes are facing upwards!

TA-DA!

#18 Richteralan

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 18:22

We can't see it because it will hit us from below, the south pole... and all are telescopes are facing upwards!

TA-DA!

we need more flaccid telescopes!

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 18:27

The fan on my computer just sped up when I opened this thread. It never speeds up.

... It must be a sign!


Mine too!

But almost all jokes aside, if the end of the world comes, please let it be after the Doctor Who Christmas special! Afterwards, I don't care XD

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 18:36

I might just have lol'ed after reading this thread.

#21 FloatingFatMan

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 18:39

Mine too!

But almost all jokes aside, if the end of the world comes, please let it be after the Doctor Who Christmas special! Afterwards, I don't care XD


If it IS gonna end, I'd rather it happen before then! Bloody killer snowmen ffs.. Sheesh!

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 18:39

just a normal party friday...

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 18:46

Regardless of it being true or not, why would it matter. I don't believe it will happen, and it is rather ridiculous..
But if it does, it isn't like I am the only one dying and everyone else gets to live.. all you a**holes are coming with me too! If I have to die to some apocalypse, I take comfort in knowing you will be just as dead as I am. It will be a nice time, something we can all do together; the world will finally get along in something, albeit that something is mass death. :D

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 18:49

Morons.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 19:01

duck and cover kids the words going to end, AGAIN!

#26 Farchord

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 19:05

If it IS gonna end, I'd rather it happen before then! Bloody killer snowmen ffs.. Sheesh!


Killer snowmen or gruesome death by something you can't see or understand? Hmmm...

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 19:07

the world ends when I run out of skooma!

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 19:16

all they are going to do is say oops we had it wrong its going to end on the 21st in 181 years from now always a reason lol

Tin-Foil Hats FTW

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 19:23

My recommendation for them is that they send all of their money to me :)

No need to hold into worthless paper they cant take with them. In fact, I'll buy it at a rate of 1/100th of its value :D

#30 sathenzar

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 19:27

I hope every single person that is stupid enough and thinks the world is going to end wakes up the following day and just commits suicide.

what a Crock

+1 I love how there have been so many times "the end of the world is coming". Jesus get over yourselves already. We have about as much of a clue about the world ending as a rock does about it's surrounding environment. Idk why everyone is so hung up on the world ending. If it does somehow one day, then sit back and enjoy yourself while you can. Life is like a train and you know what, it's going to hit you. Now you can either run from it in panic until you die, or you can sit back, crack open a beer and watch it come.