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This Peanut Butter is So Hot It’s ‘Not Suitable for Children, Pets


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#1 jnelsoninjax

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 17:45

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We do not recommend slathering The Instant Regret Peanut Butter on your average PB & J. Unless, of course, you actually want your tongue to disintegrate into a million pieces. This particular peanut butter sauce features the Nagu Bhut Jolokia, you know, the legendary “ghost pepper” that’s said to be 10,000 times hotter than Tabasco. That’s ten thousand times hotter.

So imagine, along with your normal dose of peanuts and sunflower oil, Instant Regret Peanut Butter contains what was once known as the world’s hottest chili pepper (according to the 2007 Guinness World Records) – superseded only by the Trinidad Moruga Scorpion. Oh, and there’s a bit of chilli extract and some habanero to, you know, alleviate the feeling of your mouth violently setting fire.

We recommend trying this only in very small doses and, as the makers of Instant Regret products note, “DO NOT Give to unsuspecting people without warning, even if you don’t like them.”

Instant Regret Peanut Butter: £6.99 ($11.23 US) @ Firebox
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#2 abecedarian paradoxious

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 17:50

I don't normally like peanut butter, but I can imagine using this to make to kickin' "kung pao" chicken.

#3 Azies

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 17:51

Ew

#4 Sadelwo

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 17:57

Imagine a Reese's cup made from this. :D

#5 Astra.Xtreme

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 18:00

Wow this would probably be death since PB sticks to your mouth.

They also make a vodka that looks intriguing. At least it would be painful and quick.
http://www.firebox.c...nt-Regret-Vodka

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 18:11

View PostSadelwo, on 13 December 2012 - 17:57, said:

Imagine a Reese's cup made from this. :D
Some men just want to watch the world burn..

#7 John S.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 18:13

mmm I'd like to try that, one of my fav hot sauces is made from the ghost chili....wonder why they used a different pepper in their press photo, that isn't a Nagu Bhut Jolokia

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 18:17

View PostNagisan, on 13 December 2012 - 18:11, said:

Some men just want to watch the world burn..
HAHAHAHA. I thought my jokes were..

#9 DocM

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 23:14

Yummy!!!!

I love hot foods!! The hotter, the better!!!

#10 The Teej

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 23:15

Pass me a tablespoon :shifty:

*next morning, on the can*

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHY

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 23:36

It would burn all the way down and all the way out.