Man, I thought it was just a cliche that people in the UK haven't had an original thought in 200 years, but now I'm starting to think it's the truth!
/Why don't you be even MORE original and start talking about language, next! And then I can make fun of your food! And then you can call us savages! And then I can laugh at your failed empire! And we can just replay the same tired crap Americans and Brits have said back and forth at each other since the 1700s because everyone just can't make it through the day without feeling superior to a whole class of people.
D'aaaawww.. Look folks. Someone hasn't had a hug today!
Let's all give him a hug, 'kay? Maybe he'll feel better after!