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#1 tajul

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 03:51

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."



Wishing all a merry and joyous Christmas. :)


#2 f0rk_b0mb

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 03:56

LOL!

#3 webeagle12

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 03:59

nice!!!

#4 Colin McGregor

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 04:11

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of "willies" are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes. The tree is dead, and the balls are just for decoration."



Wishing all a merry and joyous Christmas. :)


why is a little boy and girl asking about willies and boobs?

#5 Nothing Here

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 04:31

why is a little boy and girl asking about willies and boobs?


It's a joke. Besides, kids start asking questions at an early age. If your a father, you should know that.

#6 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 07:54

omg, lol

#7 moloko

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 14:13

I bet the guy would of laughed at this too when his wife said that.

#8 *RedBull*

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 15:34

Cute

#9 The Teej

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 14:33

She forgot to mention it only gets erect once a year :p