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Size does matter!

The 400-pound Queens pedestrian who crashed through an Upper East Side sidewalk said yesterday that a thinner woman might have died from that fall.

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Survival of the fittest my ass...

I'm ordering a round of pizzas now, who wants to join me?

[i]Glassed Silver:mac[/i]
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Saved her... for now.

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It was probably her big fat ass that caused the sidewalk to collapse in the first place.
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[quote name='ahhell' timestamp='1358262200' post='595455400']
It was probably her big fat ass that caused the sidewalk to collapse in the first place.
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This is what I was about to say, a thinner woman man not have survived the fall, but a thinner woman may not have broken through in the first place.

Oh well, all's well that ends well--and really, there should have been a sign up if anything was going on with the sidewalk construction-wise, no?
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Oh, that poor sidewalk !

no comments on her picture ... :whistle:

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Well maybe a thinner lady wouldnt weigh so much for the ground to collapse inthe first place...

Survives crack in floor today- dies tmrw of heart attack.... :pinch:

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[quote name='ahhell' timestamp='1358262200' post='595455400']
It was probably her big fat ass that caused the sidewalk to collapse in the first place.
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Damn, lol the sidewalk couldn't take her weight. Hook her up to a crane and use her as a wrecking ball.

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Where my fried chkin'

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I don't think that would have happened if it weren't for her size.

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size might have saved her, but there's still the shame of having to use a crane to get her out!

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^ There should be a YouTube video of that. :yes:

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The sad thing is that she will now use this as a justification for remaining overweight. :no:

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[quote name='Charisma' timestamp='1358262347' post='595455404']
there should have been a sign up if anything was going on with the sidewalk construction-wise, no?
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there wasn't any construction goin on. At least not before her big ass fell through :laugh:

Also, agree with the point that her size [i]may[/i] have broken the fall, but someone thin probaly wouldn't have fell at all.

[quote name='theyarecomingforyou' timestamp='1358269919' post='595455744']
The sad thing is that she will now use this as a justification for remaining overweight. :no:
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And to sue the government/council/whoever is responsible for the pavements over there.

[quote][color=#282828]The 400-pound Queens pedestrian who crashed through an Upper East Side sidewalk said yesterday that a thinner woman might have died from that fall.[/color][/quote]

Death? from a 6foot fall? come on! Someone thinner falling 6 feet would have less of an impact due to their lower mass, they would probably come off better than she did!

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[quote name='theyarecomingforyou' timestamp='1358269919' post='595455744']
The sad thing is that she will now use this as a justification for remaining overweight. :no:
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maybe she should get even bigger, just in case it happens again!

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[quote name='Glassed Silver' post='595455388']I'm ordering a round of pizzas now, who wants to join me?[/quote]Me, if you're paying.
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Found the sidewalk warning sign:
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Reminds me of a little story Ricky Gervais [url="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-16-2009/ricky-gervais"]told on the Daily Show[/url] (skip to minute 6).

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so her fat ass broke it... and saved her... a skinner woman would have walked over that without batting an eyelid

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[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HzODw.jpg[/IMG]

Umm yeah, I can definitely see that happening. Someone should notify her to never take a cruise, she'll mistakenly be harpooned.
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^ You just [i]had[/i] to post the picture. :p
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[quote name='Hum' timestamp='1358294780' post='595456738']
^ You just [i]had[/i] to post the picture. :p
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But of course, as a picture is worth a thousand pounds....ermmmm something like that.

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^ Don't you love the '[i]caution[/i]' sign behind her .... :laugh:
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The true question we should be asking:

What happened to the ground? Did it cracked? Somebody must pay for it ;)

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