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Started by tajul, Jan 17 2013 01:52 joke

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#1 tajul

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 01:52

Me and my recliner...

We go way back. :D

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#2 Dushmany

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 04:48

You wanna know what really heats my blood pumping?
My heart :p

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Posted 17 January 2013 - 04:57

Wanna know what's really funny? One time we went to Paris and spent several nights in a fancy hotel. It had 2 toilets in it. Our first night there I woke up at 0200 to go to the bathroom and didn't turn the light on, because I didn't want to wake my family. I sat down on the toilet, which was kind of low and did my business. Well I have a habit of flushing before I get up, to prevent a huge stink. Anyways, I flushed and well I woke up the entire hotel. The toilet I sat on wasn't a toilet, it was a bidet! LMFAO!!!!!!!

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 17:43

You know what brightens my day? A light.

#5 Dushmany

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 17:49

You want to know how I feel?
A series of nerve endings send an electrical impulse to my brain.

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 18:05

You know what gets under my skin? Scabies :o

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 00:23

You know the way to my heart ?

a radial saw

#8 Dushmany

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 09:26

Wanna know what takes me back?
My memories.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 10:26

^ that's like my recliner and me. :p

View PostHum, on 27 January 2013 - 00:23, said:

You know the way to my heart ?

a radial saw

You're not that guy in the movie ....:o

#10 Dushmany

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:30

Wanna know something REALLY stupid?
A lack of common sense
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