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The Truth About Steven Seagal


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#1 Scorbing

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 22:49

I just found this and I can't stop laughing.

http://twistededge.o...a/Seagal_Truth/


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Posted 19 January 2013 - 22:56

huh ? guess it's funny if you're drunk and 13. or something.

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 23:01

View PostHawkMan, on 19 January 2013 - 22:56, said:

huh ? guess it's funny if you're drunk and 13. or something.

You must be 13 if you didn't understand what the man is writing there and is trying to say. I guess you are not old enough to know because you probably were born after Seagal became famous so you don't know the story behind it. It's OK.

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 23:04

View PostScorbing, on 19 January 2013 - 23:01, said:

You must be 13 if you didn't understand what the man is writing there and is trying to say. I guess you are not old enough to know because you probably were born after Seagal became famous so you don't know the story behind it. It's OK.

im 32 so I was alive for his "fame" and I agree with hawkman

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 23:19

he had a sweeet pony tail though.

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 23:21

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Humour is a very...individual thing. What you may find hilarious may be deathly boring for others. Don't be offended, nor flame users should your particular brand of humour differ.

With that said, I don't see the humour in this (well, more to the point I can see what is supposed to be funny, I just don't laugh at it the same way that I don't laugh at the Chuck Norris exaggerations). I am going to go and watch Executive Decision again though. Kurt Russell FTW!

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 23:34

I don't think it's funny either. I'm an old goat and that makes 0 sense.

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 23:41

I laughed. But to be fair it was just cause the article itself didn't get anything out of me, but I then scrolled back up and saw the site slogan on their banner.

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 23:48

View Postcyb3rac1d, on 19 January 2013 - 23:41, said:

I laughed. But to be fair it was just cause the article itself didn't get anything out of me, but I then scrolled back up and saw the site slogan on their banner.
I had to go back to the site and take a look. Ok, I chuckled at that given the article. :laugh: (Y)

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 00:07

Slightly funny? Meh.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 00:12

He's no Chuck Norris, like they're trying to make him sound like...

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 00:12

View Postcyb3rac1d, on 19 January 2013 - 23:41, said:

I laughed. But to be fair it was just cause the article itself didn't get anything out of me, but I then scrolled back up and saw the site slogan on their banner.

I'm assuming you're referring to the "it's where humour goes to die" slogan, in which case I would counter that it was never alive to begin with.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 00:22

View PostButtus, on 20 January 2013 - 00:12, said:

He's no Chuck Norris, like they're trying to make him sound like...

Exactly. I don't particularly find Chuck Norris jokes to be all that funny either though.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 01:21

Yeah the problem here is, Chuck Norris stuff was first and original, this is just a knock off of it, and it's so old and tried, like Steven Seagal, it's not even funny anymore.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 05:15

Never cared for the man at all, saw one of his pressers early on and he pretty much stated he didn't care if anyone saw his movie or not. He did earn kudos in my book when I found out he regularly works as a deputy in Louisiana. Although A&E created a series around it, he's been helping out for over 20 years now. But I can't recall seeing any of his movies.