Is there anything you hate about yourself? About being Human? If so, tell us.
Personally, I hate going to the bathroom to do you know what. I can't stand that part about being Human. I think its nasty.
You hate pooping? Come on, man! That is one of the most relaxing parts about being human. Perfect time to answer all those pesky text messages, or to play Angry Birds, Plants vs. Zombies, or finally answer that eighth call from grandma on that day.
Seriously though, I hate the fact that we are mortal. I would be much better suited as an immortal.