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#16 +Yorak

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 20:39

Is there anything you hate about yourself? About being Human? If so, tell us.

Personally, I hate going to the bathroom to do you know what. I can't stand that part about being Human. I think its nasty.


You hate pooping? Come on, man! That is one of the most relaxing parts about being human. Perfect time to answer all those pesky text messages, or to play Angry Birds, Plants vs. Zombies, or finally answer that eighth call from grandma on that day.

Seriously though, I hate the fact that we are mortal. I would be much better suited as an immortal.


#17 Damien R.

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 20:41

Probably the fact we have an expiration date

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 20:43

Two things - aging and frailty. I've always wanted to be a machine, but keeping my irrational, emotional, completely human way of thinking.
"A union of flesh and steel. Strengths of both, weaknesses of neither."

#19 Geoffrey B.

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 20:43

when i read the thread title i thought this was about the television program "Being Human"

" If life is so great why are people dieing to get out of it?"

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 20:47

I hate mortality due to human error, ie. me damaging my liver when I was younger, turning yellow and now playing the cirrhosis waiting game

I also hate landlords who are human, especially the type who were family friends until you rented a house from them, then the 1 month you fall short of the rent (After 3 years of paying on time) they give you the option to find somewhere else to live

#21 Dot Matrix

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 20:50

Mortality.

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 20:54

Two things - aging and frailty. I've always wanted to be a machine, but keeping my irrational, emotional, completely human way of thinking.
"A union of flesh and steel. Strengths of both, weaknesses of neither."


So did you pick the green ending?

#23 myxomatosis

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 20:59

We're naturally dirty and stinky (if we don't wash)… it grosses me out

#24 Kerm

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 21:01

Other humans.

This.

#25 mattmatik

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 21:03

The fact that we're still killing each other over stone age delusions that would in rational societies have died out a long time ago. And the fact that we in general are more eager to hate than love.


Pretty much this. I look at my dog and how easy he is to be pleased. Him just being around me makes him happy.

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 21:03

So did you pick the green ending?

In all fairness, I did.

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Given immortality, though, I think that in the current state of mind I'd end up being like Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged, insulting everybody in the universe in an alphabetical order.

#27 Glassed Silver

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 21:08

The fact that it seems to get harder and harder to find people in your area that are humble, honest and like-minded if you yourself are "not normal", which hardly anyone is or should be at least.

Humans want to adapt so much to each other they get scared of individuality and non-conformity.

So generally, humans are my biggest worry in my life.

Boohoo about going to toilet lol... Get a better bladder, fellas! :p

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#28 LUTZIFER

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 21:11

I just hate the fact that us humans are so far behind other species in technology.

#29 shakey

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Posted 21 January 2013 - 21:19

Probably the fact we have an expiration date


I'm glad we have one. I'd kill myself if we never died :p Just would be too boring and monotonous after a while. It's why I also dislike the thought of a afterlife. After this life, just let me be nothing :) An eternity of anything would bore me.

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Posted 22 January 2013 - 00:32

I don't enjoy many of my fellow humans. :p