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[b]LOS ANGELES[/b] - A nurse was arrested for committing a sex act with a corpse at a hospital, police said Tuesday.

Alejandro Lazo, 61, was arrested at Sherman Oaks Hospital on Sunday for investigation of a state Health and Safety Code violation, a felony.

Lazo, who lives in suburban Reseda, was released after posting $20,000 bail, and he must appear in court on Feb. 11.

Someone at the San Fernando Valley hospital reported seeing Lazo engaged in a sex act with the body, Officer Bruce Borihanh said.

Investigators haven't disclosed whether the body was that of a man or a woman, Borihanh said.

Anyone who commits an act of sexual penetration on, or has sexual contact with, human remains without lawful authority is guilty of a felony, according to the California Health and Safety Code.

"Sexual contact means any willful touching by a person of an intimate part of a dead human body for the purpose of sexual arousal, gratification, or abuse," the code states.

[url="http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/293491/58/Nurse-accused-of-sex-act-with-corpse"]source[/url]

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Some news just should not be reported. Only in California. :)

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I hope it was fresh ...

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[quote name='Hum' timestamp='1359045958' post='595476394']
I hope it was fresh ...
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Tell us, how does it differ?.... :unsure:

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He must have been really horny.

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[quote name='*RedBull*' timestamp='1359078775' post='595477620']
Tell us, how does it differ?.... :unsure:
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Miles of difference, probably still warm!!! Not the same if its cold :shifty:

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You only get this stiff once, someone might as well take advantage of it.

OT: Did you post [url="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/23/florida-cops-taser-naked-burglar-who-pooped-and-masturbated-when-homeowner-pulled-a-gun/"]this one[/url] Hum?

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Necrophilia: That irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.
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Maybe he just jerked a dead dude off.

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61 and still get erections -- amazing.
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Ok, there is just a disturbing line in the article.

Anyone who commits an act of sexual penetration on, or has sexual contact with, human remains [u][b]without lawful authority [/b][/u]is guilty of a felony, according to the California Health and Safety Code.

Does that mean there IS lawful authority?
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^ I'm guessing this refers to police gathering evidence, coroner, doctor harvesting organs, and such.

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[quote name='Clirion' timestamp='1359142867' post='595479352']
Ok, there is just a disturbing line in the article.

Anyone who commits an act of sexual penetration on, or has sexual contact with, human remains [u][b]without lawful authority [/b][/u]is guilty of a felony, according to the California Health and Safety Code.

Does that mean there IS lawful authority?
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Actually didn't I read not that long ago that some country changed the law so that husbands could have sex with their dead wives up to 3 hours after death or something similar ?

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[quote name='Detection' timestamp='1359155524' post='595479670']
Actually didn't I read not that long ago that some country changed the law so that husbands could have sex with their dead wives up to 3 hours after death or something similar ?
[/quote] I'm listening... :shifty:

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very creepy

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[quote name='osm0sis' timestamp='1359155751' post='595479676']
I'm listening... :shifty:
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A quick Google brought up this saying it was fake
[url="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Egypts-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-DEAD-wives-branded-completely-false.html"]http://www.dailymail...tely-false.html[/url]


Original story I heard
[url="http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2012/04/27/egypt_s_muslim_brotherhood_passes_law_allowing_husbands_to_have_sex_with_dead_wives_up_to_six_hours_after_death"]http://www.rushlimba...urs_after_death[/url]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/archive/world-old/outrage-as-egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-so-husbands-can-have-sex-with-dead-wives-up-to-six-hours-after-their-death/story-e6frev00-1226340604074
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[quote name='Detection' timestamp='1359155524' post='595479670']
Actually didn't I read not that long ago that some country changed the law so that husbands could have sex with their dead wives up to 3 hours after death or something similar ?
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Is that vaginal or oral ? :laugh:

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[quote name='Hum' timestamp='1359157286' post='595479742']
Is that vaginal or oral ? :laugh:
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Ughhh... lol, I dread to think, if oral you risk the danger of spontaneous convulsion, and don't your guts fall out the other end? :x

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When I saw the title, I thought "Finally a female who is a little whacked in the head" Then I clicked the thread and was like.... nope another crazy dude.
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[quote name='warwagon' timestamp='1359157821' post='595479766']
When I saw the title, I thought "Finally a female who is a little whacked in the head" Then I clicked the thread and was like.... nope another crazy dude.
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yeah........ a male nurse.

still unexpected. gender equality my bum. if i hear nurse, i expect and want a nurse - a care taking nurturing female!

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