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An old couple is ready to go to sleep..

Started by tajul, Jan 25 2013 17:35 joke

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#1 tajul

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 17:35

An old couple is ready to go to sleep.

The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.

The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''

The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change." :/

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#2 CJ33

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 17:42

View Posttajul, on 25 January 2013 - 17:35, said:

An old couple is ready to go to sleep.

The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor.

The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''

The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change." :/

Why do people find sexual jokes, no matter how ridiculously stupid, funny?

#3 Hum

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 17:44

I smell a Warwagon around here somewhere ...

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 03:52

No funny here... move along.

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 14:44

View PostCJ33, on 25 January 2013 - 17:42, said:

Why do people find sexual jokes, no matter how ridiculously stupid, funny?
Because we, animals, are wired that way.

Though indeed with this one OP did drop the ball...

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 14:48

View PostCJ33, on 25 January 2013 - 17:42, said:

Why do people find sexual jokes, no matter how ridiculously stupid, funny?

cause we're awesome!

#7 firey

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 14:53

View PostCJ33, on 25 January 2013 - 17:42, said:

Why do people find sexual jokes, no matter how ridiculously stupid, funny?

Why do people find the need to come into the jokes thread and complain about how the joke, no matter how ridiculously funny, is stupid?

#8 *RedBull*

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 17:17

^ um, the point is that the joke isn't funny....

#9 Dushmany

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:41

Just the way we are
Some say... Women find intellectual jokes funny and men find innuendo jokes funny
everyone's different
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