Death by Oral sex

[Hum]

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour.

The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below. :x

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[Guth]

If her plan worked, wouldn't the poison enter her system through her vagina and kill her also?

Like some meds you take up your bottom or under your tongue. I imagine if something can get into your blood from under your tongue, it can get there from the vagina also.

lol at the funny odour part. Where do you find all this stuff Hum :laugh:

[HSoft]

.....only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

Just waiting on the fish jokes.... :rofl:

[Obi-Wan Kenobi]

EDIT: *looks at post count....*

[+Warwagon MVC]

Next time.......the unscented poison!!

[Hum]

... the unusual odour.

How'd he tell the difference ? :laugh:

[guitmz]

old news (im from brazil) but still hilarious haha

[compl3x]

Isn't this part of a plot from an old porno... So I was told... :blush: :pinch:

[Growled Member]

I thought it was suppose to smell funny down there. :p

[xpablo]

Gives a new meaning to a Brazillian Bikini Cut down there. :woot:

[Colin McGregor]

I thought it was suppose to smell funny down there. :p

um no its not.

In related news DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

[rfirth]

If her plan worked, wouldn't the poison enter her system through her vagina and kill her also?

Obviously not. She did it and didn't die. That her husband didn't eat it is pretty inconsequential.

[Noir Angel]

Inventive but stupid at the same time.

[Japlabot]

Wow so he does her the favour and she tries to kill him! Most women would be lucky to have a man who respects her enough to return the favour. And the poison is more likely to kill herself than him. Stupid woman!