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"I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have A Baby"


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#1 Hum

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 16:59

When it comes to post-arrest statements, the admissions made by a Texas man busted for having sex with a horse are a good reminder why suspects should take advantage of their right to remain silent.

In a statement given to a sergeant with the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Mendoza, 29, waived his assorted rights and told of a late night encounter with a brown horse.

Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, “I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse.”

Which is what occurred, Mendoza, seen at right, told Sergeant Raymond Jansky.

“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

The horse lover, whose rap sheet included a wide variety of felony and misdemeanor collars, later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.

Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.

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#2 Alladaskill17

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 17:10

Kids and horses, really? Glad he hung himself.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 19:46

I guess he was well hung.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 19:51

View PostHum, on 04 February 2013 - 19:46, said:

I guess he was well hung.

too soon.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 22:11

Eeeeeww

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 22:20

obviously had mental issues. what a shame. wasted life.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 22:25

If all the criminals are like him, and hung themselves, it would save us a lot of time and money.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 22:29

View PostHum, on 04 February 2013 - 19:46, said:

I guess he was well hung.

Hung like a horse...

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 22:34

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 00:37

View PostHum, on 04 February 2013 - 19:46, said:

I guess he was well hung.

you make me lol...well played sir... well played

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 00:42

The gene pool is a little bit cleaner today.

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 00:54

View PostHum, on 04 February 2013 - 19:46, said:

I guess he was well hung.

haha!

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 00:57

Sounds like he did himself and everyone else a favor by hanging himself. Sounds cruel, but one less scumbag to worry about.

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 01:01

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 01:05

The story doesn't tell if the horse had a baby ...