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#1 mduren2445

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 04:05

something to make you laugh a little...enjoy :rofl:

Well Wally gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have you been?” Wally replies “I was out getting a tattoo!”

“A tattoo”? She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”

“I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates” he said proudly.

“What the hell were you thinking”? She said, shaking her head in disgust. “Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?”

“Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”



#2 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 09:44

Predictable, but yes, it did make me chuckle :)

#3 Nick H.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:18

Predictable, but yes, it did make me chuckle :)

Your 1337th post! I saved it for posterity:

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As for the joke, I laughed. It's been a while since I heard that one. (Y)

#4 Jeston

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 10:47

Your 1337th post! I saved it for posterity:

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As for the joke, I laughed. It's been a while since I heard that one. (Y)


May want to remove his warn level from the image :p

#5 Nick H.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 11:04

May want to remove his warn level from the image :p

Oh goodness, you're quite right! I've corrected the error, my sincerest apologies to Dushmany. :blush:

#6 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 14:31

Oh goodness, you're quite right! I've corrected the error, my sincerest apologies to Dushmany. :blush:

ROFL! also could you take a moment to mask off my I.P. pls :)
And wow, I hadn't even noticed that I've reached 1000 posts let alone over 1300

#7 Nick H.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 19:01

ROFL! also could you take a moment to mask off my I.P. pls :)
And wow, I hadn't even noticed that I've reached 1000 posts let alone over 1300

Doh! And I work in IT as well, I should know better. Corrected again.

Indeed, congratulations on the numerous contributions on the forums. I would say more, but I feel that would be derailing the thread.

#8 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 20:35

Doh! And I work in IT as well, I should know better. Corrected again.

Indeed, congratulations on the numerous contributions on the forums. I would say more, but I feel that would be derailing the thread.

My thanks again :)
And yes, it's mduren's joke, I understand :)