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#16 Enron

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:30

How else will they carry around the extra 100 pounds of fat ....


We can melt all the obese people down and turn them into biofuel.


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Posted 24 February 2013 - 02:55

They could make those walmarts smaller so us one legged people dont have so much trouble fetching our stuff. skinny people usually try and kick my wooden leg as i hobble by. but i am quick. i guess hoping i will fall down. damn the scooter store. thank the lord the fbi loves us.

#18 DocM

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 06:26

LONG OVERDUE!!

There are a whole lot of people who really need a scooter but can't get one because these frauds soak up the allocated funds, and they cause insurers, Medicare etc. to be hyper-vigilant. Hopefully the baby doesn't go out with the bath water.

#19 FloatingFatMan

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:34

Scooters should not be just handed out willy nilly to obese people. I'm obese, and I will flat out NOT use a scooter! Never mind the severe back pain I get, if I had a scooter, I'd lose the last excuse I have to get ANY exercise at all, and end up looking like a beached whale. Besides, if I did resort to one, it's just admitting to the world, and myself, that I've given up.

Scooters should be reserved for people who have actual problems with their mobility beyond fattitude, not fat slobs who are too damn lazy to move their asses.

#20 DocM

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:41

^ Example being a neighbor who has an amputation but has trouble with the pressure of his prosthetic limb socket breaking down his skin if used regularly. A scooter allows him to go to the neighborhood market, city facilities etc. and just bear weight when he has to. Many other examples, of course.

#21 FloatingFatMan

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:46

^ Exactly, a perfectly good example of scooters being used appropriately! I wouldn't even use one if I broke my leg or something; I could use crutches to get around!

#22 COKid

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:46



#23 tiagosilva29

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 09:21

Scooters should not be just handed out willy nilly to obese people. I'm obese, and I will flat out NOT use a scooter!

If you are able to float, why would you need a scooter in the first place?

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 12:03

If you are able to float, why would you need a scooter in the first place?


damn Floater.... No scooter for you :p

#25 FloatingFatMan

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 17:26

If you are able to float, why would you need a scooter in the first place?


I got a puncture. :p

#26 MDboyz

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 17:58

What? Why they should be responsible for what you use your hands to put into your mouth?

Fast food companies really should be the ones under investigation. This is out of control!