Uh, good. Forget the online advertising industry. Online ads should basically be billboards, that's it. No sounds, no hijacking browser or pages or popping up, no tracking.
Just an image, embedded somewhere in a webpage. I don't know why they think any other type makes anybody view their businesses more favourably; honestly if your image ad didnt catch my eye I probably dont give a shiggity diggity doo about your product.