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Your clothes may be demon possessed !


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#1 Hum

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 16:59

Televangelist Pat Robertson says that not every sweater at Goodwill is possessed by demons, but it’s a good idea to pray over secondhand clothes just in case.

On Monday’s 700 Club, Robertson responded to a viewer who wanted to know if she should bless purchases from Goodwill before bringing them home because her mother said that demons could “attach themselves to material items.”

Robertson recalled a story about a “witch who had prayed over a particular ring and asked for a spirit to come into it.” And then when a girl purchased the ring, “all hell broke loose.”

“Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects? The answer is yes,” the TV preacher explained. “But I don’t think that every sweater you get from Goodwill has demons in it.”

He added that the viewer’s mother was being “super cautious” and “it isn’t going to hurt anything to rebuke any spirits that happen to have attached themselves to those clothes.”

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#2 Tyler R.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:01

Anybody see that show "Haunted Collector"? Kind of reminds me of that.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:05

If i buy some used Jesus Jeans do i need to pray over them too ?

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:07

^ That's some deep thinking there -- better ask the Pope. ;)

#5 psionicinversion

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:11

would be awesome though, buy some jesus boots (sandals) and can walk on water.... screw the ferry companies ill run there myself!

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:11

View PostHum, on 26 February 2013 - 17:07, said:

^ That's some deep thinking there -- better ask the Pope. ;)

Better do it quick, before he quits.

#7 Dushmany

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:16

WTF???

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:19

Paranormal Panties. Coming soon to the theaters near you. :laugh:

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:35

My bed sheets and covers always get possessed after a hearty dinner (specially chilli, broccoli, or boiled eggs) :s

So scary to wake up at mid night and just watch them hover mid air above this green gassy hue :shifty:

#10 Detection

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:36

View PostTyler R., on 26 February 2013 - 17:01, said:

Anybody see that show "Haunted Collector"? Kind of reminds me of that.

lol he's an idiot, there's YT videos of people who know him explaining why he is a fake (If it wasn't obvious to begin with)

The haunted thief

I prefer ghost adventures

#11 Kreuger

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 17:46

Kill these damn people who believe this idiots.

#12 Tyler R.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 18:47

View PostDetection, on 26 February 2013 - 17:36, said:

lol he's an idiot, there's YT videos of people who know him explaining why he is a fake (If it wasn't obvious to begin with)

The haunted thief

I prefer ghost adventures

GA is awesome. It's just another reason why I love Fridays.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 18:54

View PostTyler R., on 26 February 2013 - 18:47, said:

GA is awesome. It's just another reason why I love Fridays.

I have to wait for them to appear online (UK)

Currently waiting on Season 8 EP 1 getting here from last Friday I think it was

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 19:04

I swear this girl in college's bra was possessed... no mater what it wouldn't come off....

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 20:18

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because her mother said that demons could “attach themselves to material items.”


Is everyone sure they're still against eugenics?