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Heart attack coming on? Yep, you guessed it: There

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hey honey,would you look at that, I've received a message........OMG the phone says IM ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART AT..........RIP

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Now if we just had a app for when people are being stupid. :p

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You have 1 new message from: The Grim Reaper.

"I've just been checking our systems, and it appears that you're about to die. I'll be with you shortly."

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You have 1 new message from: The Grim Reaper.

"I've just been checking our systems, and it appears that you're about to die. I'll be with you shortly."

I'll probably die right then and there.

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Now if we just had a app for when people are being stupid. :p

When people have a heartbeat chances are they are being stupid. So no need to have an app for that.

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...can it help with awkward craps? .... "the system shows you are due for a poo in 50 minutes" ...gives you enough time to leave that hot chicks house before you get all panicy about sharting your knickers

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Great, but what happens if your smartphone receives a cross network message from someone else's implant and tells you by mistake you're going to die???

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Great, but what happens if your smartphone receives a cross network message from someone else's implant and tells you by mistake you're going to die???

Thats why both Apple and Google have a (a)(g)PNS ;)

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Lets hope its not running on Windows

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^ yay, a fellow displayfusion user

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Two can play at that game - I know when my smartphone's going to die.

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Two can play at that game - I know when my smartphone's going to die.

I believe someone is planning murder. :p

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You cannot be committed for murdering an inanimate object even robots are free game as they have no soul

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Great -- you are having a heart attack, and need to get to the hospital, but can't find your car keys, and you use Apple maps. :p

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