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#16 +MikeChipshop

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:14

Who knows the real answer, all i do know is it'd be a PITA to babysit.



Are you for real? How old are you again? I mean, seriously? No offense, but why waste everyone's time with stuff like this? Wow. Think I've read it all now. O.o


Pretty sure the general chat is for 'general chat'.


#17 Crimson Rain

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:34

You will have an ALIVE ZOMBIE.

#18 AsherGZ

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:38

I hear zombie babies are worse than vampire babies in Twilight.


No way! Zombie babies are creepy and they shuffle. Twilight vampires babies are supercute and superfast. And they sparkle. :cry:

#19 uMadRabbit

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 10:07

Meh. Some people need to lighten up a bit. Topics like these are actually a good way to let out some steam after a busy work week just to have a laugh either about the idea itself or the comments on it.

Also mikeffer - LMAO.

#20 Nick H.

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 10:42

Stangely, the best answer I can think of is in films. Braindead is one, but so is the remake of Dawn of the Dead. The girl is pregnant, gets bit, survives until the birthing, and the creature born (or should that be "unborn"?) is a zombie.

#21 peacemf

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 11:23

if you wife got bite before she had the child, and the baby,as well as the mother, turned out to be a zombie , would you still have to pay child support?

#22 Mark

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 12:10

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#23 Growled

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 02:02

if you wife got bite before she had the child, and the baby,as well as the mother, turned out to be a zombie , would you still have to pay child support?


Not if they ate you first.

#24 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 07:05

You will have an ALIVE ZOMBIE.

As in... a Baby???

#25 remixedcat

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 07:36

As in... a Baby???


this is how babby formed

#26 Colicab

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 11:01

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This is what would happen :p