joke My wife's birthday ..

[tajul]

Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

Oh, I dont know, she said . Just give me something with diamonds.

Thats why Im giving her a pack of playing cards. :shifty:

[Detection]

Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

She said she wanted something that went from 0-200 in 3 seconds

I bought her some bathroom scales

[CloudEngineer]

Its my wifes birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

She said i'm not getting any younger I want to see the world..

So i brought her an atlas.