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#1 Hum


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Posted 05 April 2013 - 15:36

A money-obsessed teenager has taken internet trolling to a new level with outrageous boasts about his luxury lifestyle and enormous wealth.

The 17-year-old from San Francisco, who likes to call himself Lavish, claims to be extremely wealthy and wants the whole world to know it.

‘My life is like Louis Vuitton, everyone wants it,’ he explains on Instagram. ‘You made ur bed so sleep in it peasants.’

The teen appears to spend his days flaunting his cash in pictures and videos he posts on various social media accounts and currently has over 70,000 followers on Instagram.

In one picture he can be seen posing with six different Apple iPhones, while other posts include snaps of a Bentley sports car, gold watches and his luxury apartment.

He also claims to only wash his hands with Pellegrino sparkling mineral water and only uses expensive gold-plated staples on his paper.

In a series of YouTube videos, Lavish can be seen counting stacks of $100 dollar bills ‘to make himself feel good’.

He also likes to troll celebrities with messages about his vast wealth, labelling American socialite Kim Kardashian ‘cheap’ and ‘a true peasant’.

In another post, he offered to give away $60,000 (£49,000) to one of his followers and has also snapped himself tying money to balloons before letting them fly away.

His antics appear to have angered some internet users however, who have labelled him a ‘leech on his parents’ and ‘smug’.

‘You’re not rich, your mum and dad are rich. You are just a leech,’ said one.

Another added: ‘Counting all his money cos he ain’t got no chicks or friends….’

However a more impressed user wrote: ‘The man is a hero. Trollin at the very highest level.’


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Posted 05 April 2013 - 16:48

my god.... i feel bad for him... he is really ugly... let him have his money :/ seriously i was almost jealous about his money then i saw his face... thought it was going to be some buff sexy dude ... LOL I am wealthy...but not that wealthy no where close ... but atleast i have enough and good looks ... my god..that nasty

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 16:52

Wow, his parents must be proud... *sigh*

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 17:07


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Posted 05 April 2013 - 17:08

Lolz after seeing his pix, I'm pretty sure he does need a lot of money to get laid.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 17:10

tell me when he trolls Bill Gates... then we will see who can count their money the longest

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 17:19

Why doesn't he get himself a plastic surgery with that money first...?

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 17:56

Compensating for low self-esteem. This guy clearly just wants attention.

Money can't buy happiness. ;)

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 18:02

A dbag at the highest level. Just made himself a target for kid nappers. He will soon be acrossed the Mexican border being held for ransom and never be heard from again.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 18:08

A dbag at the highest level. Just made himself a target for kid nappers. He will soon be acrossed the Mexican border being held for ransom and never be heard from again.

I'd remember him...

Remember that kid that was flaunting around his money thinking he was cool and all. And then the Mexican drug cartel got a hold of him and held him for ransom. And his parents never paid. And his head got chopped off. Good times.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 18:10

Yeah, make this idiot news. Give him more attention.

A fine product of american-capitalist system.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 18:20

I wonder if this is a made-up story.

Sounds too contrived.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 18:27

Wow he must be really rich, he can even afford to have two massive slugs implanted above his eyes.

Let him enjoy the cash, it's obvious he didn't earn it cos he's obviously the spawn of Eugene Levy:

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 19:19

He's obviously being a troll... he's probably trying to see how many people he can get to follow him, or wants to make some commentary on what attracts attention... what's "important" to people.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 19:19

Who wants to know a dbag like him especially when he looks so ugly. i bet he will get assassinated very soon. If he used his wealth wisely then perhaps we would give a damn about him, but the way he goes about it, it seems all he cares about it money and just wants attention as he clearly lacks any true friends.