Woman finds 'sign from God' ... on goldfish cracker


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It?s a fishy story, but the woman telling it believes it's pure gold. The Florida resident says the markings she found on a Goldfish cracker are a direct message affirming her Christian faith.

?I believe that it?s a sign, a sign from God,? Patti Burke told WKMG. ?He is still in our life every day, and he wants to show that to his people.?

It's not quite manna, but in Burke's eyes it's a manifestation of her faith.

The cracker in question has two markings, or imperfections, on its surface. Burke says the first marking is of a cross with a circle around it. The second marking, near the head of the fish, represents a golden crown.

?When I picked this one up, I knew he was special,? she said. ?Something I?ve never seen before out of all the Goldfish I?ve eaten.?

Burke admittedly has been working from a large sample size, consuming between two and three pounds of the crackers per week. :| She says she eats the small crackers individually, examining each one for the optimal amount of savory coating.

Burke now carries her special cracker in an earring box padded with gauze. But she wasn?t immediately convinced it was a sign from God. At first, she thought maybe she had won a special promotion from cracker manufacturer Pepperidge Farm.

?They called me back and said there?s no way this could have been printed like that in the factory,? Burke told KSAT. ?They said it sounds like something miraculous happened and we don?t know how it happened.?

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Burke admittedly has been working from a large sample size, consuming between two and three pounds of the crackers per week. :| She says she eats the small crackers individually, examining each one for the optimal amount of savory coating.

Crazy person is crazy.

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That's what Apple and Microsoft should do next time there's a defective product. It's not a defect, it's a sign from God.

According to some of the posters here there are no defective products from either company :D

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If I worked for a company like this I'd purposefully put "religious signs" on my product randomly just to see the crazy people's reactions. I love that this woman is now carrying a goldfish cracker in a jewelry box. Perfectly normal, everyone. Nothing to see here. :laugh:

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Glad to see the all powerful creator of the universe is doing something useful with his time its not as if this planet has people starving to death or anything.

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yes, I agree with you. they made that fish with cross. it is crazy woman. it is not a sign. do you remember the simpsons? next morning, the tree added "HOPE" at backyard of simpsons. they suspect it was homer who wrote HOPE on tree with maple sryup.

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Video, Because text cant convey the weapons grade stupidity of this story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxhWcJxIivw

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Someday in the future,? there will be two warring sects of christianity, those who follow the holy goldfish, and those that follow the grilled cheese with the image of Mary. Many lives will be lost

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So in essence its a WMD.........I think the American government should step in and nuke her hometown just to stop the spread of the infection

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