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Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.

A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his anus after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

According to a HuffPost translation of Chinese news aggregation website Mop.com, the eel reportedly chewed through the man's colon, :| perforating his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity. A graphic X-ray image (seen below) shows how far inside the eel was when the man came in for treatment.

Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was ?simply trying to find its way out," was alive when removed but died shortly thereafter. According to The Sun, the man is still recovering at the hospital and might face animal cruelty charges.

The Asian swamp eel -- also known as the rice eel or rice paddy eel -- is a snake-shaped fish that is commonly sold live at food markets in East Asian countries.

Although this type of eel is known as an invasive species in parts of the United States, this isn't the first time that it's made its way into (ahem) foreign habitats.

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That poor eel.

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i guess this guy doesn't watch 1000 ways to die, because this was definitely one of the deaths they had on the show

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i guess this guy doesn't watch 1000 ways to die, because this was definitely one of the deaths they had on the show

Is that the one where the two chefs put it down the pants of the executive chef when he passed out drunk? lol

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That poor eel.

Imagine the smell ....

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Is that the one where the two chefs put it down the pants of the executive chef when he passed out drunk? lol

i don't remember if they were chefs but yeah the guy was definitely passed out drunk (eel ate him from the inside out)

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goa'uld!!!

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