Posted 25 April 2013 - 20:41
The Owl and the P*ss*-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely P*ss*! O P*ss*, my love,
What a beautiful P*ss* you are,
What a beautiful P*ss* you are!"
edit: Damn swear filter!