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This fundraiser is a stroke of genius.

Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited.

Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.

Profits go to local sex education groups, ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush!.

Fundraising efforts can be logged on Crowdrise.com. Through the event, the site hopes to ignite conversations that reduce the stigma around expressing sexuality, promote sexual health, and emphasize the importance of pleasure.

On May 30, the Thursday after the event ends, folks are invited to attend "Creamium" -- a gameshow and dance party where prizes like "Most Creative Fantasy," "Most Pleasure Connections," and "Most Money Raised" will be handed out.

Enjoy! :p

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Sponsors can donate money for every hour participators spend... being charitable.

I wonder how many people are going to go door to door looking for sponsors for this. Extra credit for shaking their hand before you tell them what you're trying to get them to sign for.

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to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports. And everyone's excited.

I'd hope most can "finish" before that.

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Masturbation is a serious yet touchy subject, yo. :rofl:

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LMMFAO!!!! XD FIRST thing I thought of. LOLOLOLOL~

Eye Dr visits are about to go up substantially.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Someone should enter all the boys starting age 10-12 - they'd make more money ;)

But then that'll be politically incorrect and traumatize all those boys!!!!5243131

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