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#1 Hum


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Posted 05 May 2013 - 21:50

Yes -- this is from 2010 ... no sign of being posted before.

I’m extremely baffled at this. I need my science/biology majors to help me out here because I’m totally and utterly confused about this. Did I miss something in my Health Sciences class when the teacher was explaining the reproduction process because trying to even understand this is starting to give me a headache.

Well, police in Lexington Missouri have charged Felicity Marmaduke, a 38 year old mortuary worker with desecration of the dead and necrophilia after becoming pregnant by one of her clients. She is now being held on a $250,000 bond. According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. :| (This is where you science majors come in and please explain how this is possible by commenting below.)

While she was alone with the dead man, Marmaduke straddled him and proceeded to have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.

While receiving a routine medical exam a few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test. Police were immediately notified after she confessed as to how her pregnancy came about.

She was arrested without incident in her trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

What makes this whole situation worse is that Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

Lord have mercy on this poor woman’s soul and her unborn child. How are you going to even explain to your child how he/she was created? I just can’t get over the fact that a dead man could still have erections. Even to your graves huh fellas?




#2 Gaffney


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Posted 05 May 2013 - 21:53

No erection possible without beating heart.

#3 xendrome


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Posted 05 May 2013 - 21:54

Marmaduke ? LOL sounds legit.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 21:55

I saw title and my first though was " I don't want read this", lol. I didn't.

#5 Atomic Wanderer Chicken

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 21:56

Why did I just read that?

#6 Tigurinn



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Posted 05 May 2013 - 21:56

"Pregnant after having intercourse with dead man"; this image pretty much sums me up when I read that

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 21:57

At least the dead guy doesn't have to pay child support.

#8 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 22:00

pfff easy, Rigor mortis and sperm lives on for 3-5 days and probaly since muscles are no longer contracted, probably the vas deferens and ejaculatory ducts are open = sperm free flow.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 22:11

This is clearly a joke, why is it in RWN? :/

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 22:12


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Posted 05 May 2013 - 22:18

Looks like this guy has been at it again.

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Posted 05 May 2013 - 22:20

The forum posts on the last link are funny. I got more of a laugh from those and then I saw one post in particular that was just plain wrong there (post #14).

I guess this can happen in real life, but my guess is a couple of things - she either was very desperate and wanted to get off and saw her chance, or she might have become pregnant by someone else around the same time. If the picture they show on the source of the web page are of the deceased, my guess is she was desperate. This and sick in the head.

#13 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:09

Looks like this guy has been at it again.

It it just me or does it seem the blonde as a ######?


#14 Growled


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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:10

I don't believe a word of this.

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:11

2010? This belongs to the olds section, not news.