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[color=#b22222][i]Yes -- this is from 2010 ...[/i][/color] no sign of being posted before.

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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoZ7JXkv6_o[/media]

No erection possible without beating heart.
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[color=#282828]Marmaduke ? LOL sounds legit.[/color]

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I saw title and my first though was " I don't want read this", lol. I didn't.

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Why did I just read that?

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"Pregnant after having intercourse with dead man"; this image pretty much sums me up when I read that

[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wbmyaMTn1qlfeh4.png[/img]

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At least the dead guy doesn't have to pay child support.
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pfff easy, Rigor mortis and sperm lives on for 3-5 days and probaly since muscles are no longer contracted, probably the vas deferens and ejaculatory ducts are open = sperm free flow.

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This is clearly a joke, why is it in RWN? :/

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:x
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Looks like this guy has been at it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4idc_2nVOM

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The forum posts on the last link are funny. I got more of a laugh from those and then I saw one post in particular that was just plain wrong there (post #14).

I guess this can happen in real life, but my guess is a couple of things - she either was very desperate and wanted to get off and saw her chance, or she might have become pregnant by someone else around the same time. If the picture they show on the source of the web page are of the deceased, my guess is she was desperate. This and sick in the head.

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[quote name='sagum' timestamp='1367792317' post='595673898']
Looks like this guy has been at it again.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4idc_2nVOM[/media]
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It it just me or does it seem the blonde as a schlong?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

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I don't believe a word of this.

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2010? This belongs to the olds section, not news.

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Maybe it is more likely that she was pregnant before to a living guy.
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Lifetime will document the events and name the program "Die Hard". They'll need to license the name though :)
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[quote name='AR556' timestamp='1367799193' post='595674068']
Lifetime will document the events and name the program "Die Hard". They'll need to license the name though :)
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I like that. :D

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I dont think this is real... but ... on a hypothetical note... it is possible to ejaculate with out an erection...and the seamen could still be fresh as the person will be freshly dead and more then likely quickly put on ice.... also rigamortis sets in within 24 hours of the body dying, now I would suggest that rigamortis provided the needed stiffness for penetration (note stiffness NOT erection) but rigamortis affects muscle tissue and the penis is spongy tissue... so my guesses is if it were to be true it would most likly be a frozen penis OR their was no penetration and was a not so dry hump.... the only thing that is bugging me that I cannot think of is the stimulation which allowed for an ejaculation....

either the person was actually still alive but appeared to be dead, or the brain still had enough power to register the stimulation and the need to ejaculate (I cant think of the words, but its to do with the brains "electrical power") .... either way its pretty far fetched although I wouldnt say impossible.... just something missing from the story .... still think its BS though.

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[url="http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp"]http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp[/url]

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We've been had again. :(

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[quote name='virtualmadden' timestamp='1367800921' post='595674138']
[url="http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/stiffed.asp"]http://www.snopes.co...ire/stiffed.asp[/url]
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Yeah, I knew it was a fake as soon as I looked at the source. Other articles from Dead Serious News include: "Doctor offers penile enlargements for assault rifles"; "Cash-strapped Greek animal shelter lets online users kill animals"; "Merriam-Webster adds

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This absolutely cannot possible, the brain controls the male functions, the penis is not a living thing :laugh:

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[quote name='Brutechicken' timestamp='1367801459' post='595674156']
the penis is not a living thing :laugh:
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Are you sure of that ?

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[quote name='LaP' timestamp='1367801700' post='595674162']
Are you sure of that ?
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I believe this would be possible if the man still had electricity left in the reproduction part of the brain!

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