Pregnant After Having Intercourse With Dead Man


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Yes -- this is from 2010 ... no sign of being posted before.

I?m extremely baffled at this. I need my science/biology majors to help me out here because I?m totally and utterly confused about this. Did I miss something in my Health Sciences class when the teacher was explaining the reproduction process because trying to even understand this is starting to give me a headache.

Well, police in Lexington Missouri have charged Felicity Marmaduke, a 38 year old mortuary worker with desecration of the dead and necrophilia after becoming pregnant by one of her clients. She is now being held on a $250,000 bond. According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. :| (This is where you science majors come in and please explain how this is possible by commenting below.)

While she was alone with the dead man, Marmaduke straddled him and proceeded to have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.

While receiving a routine medical exam a few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test. Police were immediately notified after she confessed as to how her pregnancy came about.

She was arrested without incident in her trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

What makes this whole situation worse is that Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man?s estate for child support.

Lord have mercy on this poor woman?s soul and her unborn child. How are you going to even explain to your child how he/she was created? I just can?t get over the fact that a dead man could still have erections. Even to your graves huh fellas?

source

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/dead-man-in-mortuary-impregnates-woman/

http://www.datehookup.com/Thread-592517.htm

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Why did I just read that?

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pfff easy, Rigor mortis and sperm lives on for 3-5 days and probaly since muscles are no longer contracted, probably the vas deferens and ejaculatory ducts are open = sperm free flow.

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The forum posts on the last link are funny. I got more of a laugh from those and then I saw one post in particular that was just plain wrong there (post #14).

I guess this can happen in real life, but my guess is a couple of things - she either was very desperate and wanted to get off and saw her chance, or she might have become pregnant by someone else around the same time. If the picture they show on the source of the web page are of the deceased, my guess is she was desperate. This and sick in the head.

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Lifetime will document the events and name the program "Die Hard". They'll need to license the name though :)

I like that. :D

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I dont think this is real... but ... on a hypothetical note... it is possible to ejaculate with out an erection...and the seamen could still be fresh as the person will be freshly dead and more then likely quickly put on ice.... also rigamortis sets in within 24 hours of the body dying, now I would suggest that rigamortis provided the needed stiffness for penetration (note stiffness NOT erection) but rigamortis affects muscle tissue and the penis is spongy tissue... so my guesses is if it were to be true it would most likly be a frozen penis OR their was no penetration and was a not so dry hump.... the only thing that is bugging me that I cannot think of is the stimulation which allowed for an ejaculation....

either the person was actually still alive but appeared to be dead, or the brain still had enough power to register the stimulation and the need to ejaculate (I cant think of the words, but its to do with the brains "electrical power") .... either way its pretty far fetched although I wouldnt say impossible.... just something missing from the story .... still think its BS though.

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Yeah, I knew it was a fake as soon as I looked at the source. Other articles from Dead Serious News include: "Doctor offers penile enlargements for assault rifles"; "Cash-strapped Greek animal shelter lets online users kill animals"; "Merriam-Webster adds ?Santorum? to its dictionary"; and "Gay soldiers to be issued pink rifles".

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This absolutely cannot possible, the brain controls the male functions, the penis is not a living thing :laugh:

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Are you sure of that ?

I believe this would be possible if the man still had electricity left in the reproduction part of the brain!

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