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#16 OP Hum

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:13

Maybe it is more likely that she was pregnant before to a living guy.


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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:13

Lifetime will document the events and name the program "Die Hard". They'll need to license the name though :)

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:17

Lifetime will document the events and name the program "Die Hard". They'll need to license the name though :)


I like that. :D

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:32

I dont think this is real... but ... on a hypothetical note... it is possible to ejaculate with out an erection...and the seamen could still be fresh as the person will be freshly dead and more then likely quickly put on ice.... also rigamortis sets in within 24 hours of the body dying, now I would suggest that rigamortis provided the needed stiffness for penetration (note stiffness NOT erection) but rigamortis affects muscle tissue and the penis is spongy tissue... so my guesses is if it were to be true it would most likly be a frozen penis OR their was no penetration and was a not so dry hump.... the only thing that is bugging me that I cannot think of is the stimulation which allowed for an ejaculation....

either the person was actually still alive but appeared to be dead, or the brain still had enough power to register the stimulation and the need to ejaculate (I cant think of the words, but its to do with the brains "electrical power") .... either way its pretty far fetched although I wouldnt say impossible.... just something missing from the story .... still think its BS though.

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:42

http://www.snopes.co...ire/stiffed.asp

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:46

We've been had again. :(

#22 theyarecomingforyou

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:50

http://www.snopes.co...ire/stiffed.asp


Yeah, I knew it was a fake as soon as I looked at the source. Other articles from Dead Serious News include: "Doctor offers penile enlargements for assault rifles"; "Cash-strapped Greek animal shelter lets online users kill animals"; "Merriam-Webster adds ‘Santorum’ to its dictionary"; and "Gay soldiers to be issued pink rifles".

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:50

This absolutely cannot possible, the brain controls the male functions, the penis is not a living thing :laugh:

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 00:55

the penis is not a living thing :laugh:


Are you sure of that ?

#25 Brutechicken

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 01:00

Are you sure of that ?

I believe this would be possible if the man still had electricity left in the reproduction part of the brain!

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 06:05

Snopes: FALSE

http://www.snopes.co...ire/stiffed.asp

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 06:10

not possible. if this is real she used a syringe to suck out sperm and inject it into her so she could sue the family for money.
a dead guy can not get hard and stay hard an dthen ejaculate with out a lot of different parts of the body working which would be dead.

#28 francescob

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 06:22

As usual, any excuse was good to not call her back.

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Posted 06 May 2013 - 07:32

It is possible for dead men to get stiff, google "angel lust" and you should see some victims of the big tsunami a few years back. But for her to get pregnant? The man must have died recently then.