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#16 Charisma

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 19:54

Seems logical. The biggest problem with witches these days is how high they fly and the way they interfere with aeroplanes and such. Not a day goes by that we don't hear of planes going down due to broomsticks and black hats being caught in the turbines. Good on you, Swaziland. About damn time someone took a stand.


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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:03

Hogwarts may have to have some of their field trips in another country then.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:08

I agree Charisma, but I also think there should be some for of legislation on the table concerning zombies. I haven't looked at the actual statistics but I bet far more zombies are run over by automobiles compared to witches being sucked into turbines.

Edit: And why is this in "It's a Conspiracy?" This is RWI all the way. :p

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 02:42

Edit: And why is this in "It's a Conspiracy?" This is RWI all the way. :p


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Posted 17 May 2013 - 02:48

Why is this even a thread? The law is only logical.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:08

:huh:

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:09

The sad part is that **** like this is the reason why HIV is so rampant in Africa. A complete lack of education when it comes to anything practical and instead they're more interested in folklore.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 11:17

I'd find this more amusing if I didn't know that kids accused of witchcraft in Africa can be buried alive, have boiling oil/water thrown on them, shot, tortured etc.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 11:28

This law should only apply until they can gain a Broomstick Pilot License.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 13:45

can't we just put a transponder on the broomstick so it has a responding radar signature?

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 13:52

They need to make those witches follow the beer laws too!

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