compl3x Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 SugarDVD, purveyor of such fine films as What An ******* and Hairy Asian Schoolgirls Masturbate, has confirmed it'll be bringing its adult entertainment streaming services to Microsoft's next-generation Xbox. The service is already offered on PlayStation 3, allowing God of War fans unlimited access to theBig Bodacious Knockers saga for a mere $7.95 per month. They often say the companies supported by porn are the companies that win entertainment wars, so this may be an important competitive aid to Microsoft. May 21 might be the night Steve Ballmer declares we can all watchDon't Tell My Wife I Ass****ed The Babysitter. "Any console would benefit from having unlimited HD adult content at the click of a button," said SugarDVD's Rebecca Bolen. Indeed, I think everybody benefits when A Boy's Raw Urges can be watched in between sessions of Viva Pinata. All of those SugarDVD film titles are real, by the way. Streaming Porn Service Coming to Next Xbox [The Escapist] http://www.destructoid.com/hardcore-pornography-confirmed-for-next-xbox-253839.phtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusi0n Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 dafaq? Franklin Lee_446138 and matt4444 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trag3dy Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 NVM. :rofl: The Laughing Man 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 FapBox Phouchg, djdanster and webeagle12 3 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Laughing Man Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 NVM. :rofl: Dirty console peasants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BajiRav Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 WINNING :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crisp Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Congrats to console gamers I guess? PC gamers have had ready access to that stuff for many many years. :rofl: NVM. :rofl: TPreston, +Majesticmerc, Franklin Lee_446138 and 4 others 7 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigurinn Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Yabbadabba doo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctrl_alt_delete Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 FapBox BoxFap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacer Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 That's my Sexbox! And her name is Sony Microsoft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconian Guppy Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coth Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Good, very good. Porn makes people happy and peaceful. :) Twiddle 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorwing Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 What the F-? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 Porn makes people happy and peaceful. :) Except the drugged up runaways. :hump: I guess you'll want to bring your own controllers over to your friends house to play from now and onwards. Either that or some alcohol wipes and Purell?. Gerowen 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttus Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 their joysticks are going to get a workout! Tigurinn 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoffel Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Can't you have porn on any console as long as you have a browser? Last console I owned was an Atari 2600, so i'm out of the loop a little bit :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MightyJordan Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 They often say the companies supported by porn are the companies that win entertainment wars Funnily enough, I heard that theory back when HD-DVD was around: http://www.macworld.com/article/1050627/pornhd.html - http://www.destructoid.com/porn-drops-hd-dvd-backs-blu-ray-call-for-the-bell-this-one-s-over-65110.phtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 Funnily enough, I heard that theory back when HD-DVD was around: http://www.macworld....627/pornhd.html - http://www.destructo...ver-65110.phtml I think it also helped VHS win the VHS/Betamax war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noir Angel Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 It serves a market, no objections personally as long as protection is put in place to stop kids accidentally gaining access (which I imagine is a given anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbeck Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Boing!!...errr, Bing!! Was a matter of time for this to happen. Surprised it didnt more with the release of Kinect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francescob Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Still not a single xxxbox pun/joke :( Roger H. 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigurinn Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Still not a single xxxbox pun/joke :( ...best I could do on such short pen... eeerrr, notice :D Franklin Lee_446138 and Brandon H 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fintechfooty Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 good play by Microsoft. $$$$$$$$$$$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdtaUK Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 If they can program the controller to rumble at the right time, it could be a unique experience compared to DVD or PC. Good parental control will be essential with services like this. I suspect the more YouTube style pornographic sites would do better however, without any upfront fees or subscriptions, and doing it through ads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsYcHoKiLLa Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 You can't watch it while using the kinect cos the cursor keeps going up and down :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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