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#1 Atomic Wanderer Chicken

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:32

After going downhill in innovation and creating new products, Apple has given up in creating new things. Apple admitted earlier its completely lost without Steve Jobs, and cannot innovate anymore. Today, Apple sent Microsoft a concession letter. Apple plans to buy licenses to install Windows phone 8 OS on its Iphones. Additionally, Apple is going to install Windows 8 on all of its line of computers. Tim Cook says “We are thrilled to be working with Microsoft, and cant wait to release our Iphones and Mac line with the Windows 8 ecosystem". Steve Ballmer said, "I am ecstatic that Apple has decided to partner up with us". Some Microsoft staff witnessed Ballmer screaming "yeaaaahhh" and "I love this company" after getting Apple's concession letter.  Apple said they will be releasing its new line of Windows 8 products 1st quarter of 2014!

 

 

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#2 vcfan

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:36

that image on the screen is a beauty



#3 bankajac

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:36

You're funny



#4 +Boo Berry

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:39

I keep hoping that someday Apple will open OS X up to PCs officially. I guess I'll just keep dreaming!



#5 Enron

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:42

The image is clearly fake. I can see visible pixels on what's supposed to be retina display.



#6 rfirth

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:44

Microsoft should make a tool to flash iPhones with Windows Phone.



#7 belto

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:50

LoL someone is really on some good drugs, even i want some and i do not do nor use drugs. . . .



#8 McKay

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 01:51

Imagine a World where you pick what phone you want, and then choose what OS it runs.



#9 belto

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 02:02

Imagine a World where you pick what phone you want, and then choose what OS it runs.

true multitasking lol



#10 WinRT

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 02:18

Microsoft should make a tool to flash iPhones with Windows Phone.

^This. Also MS should put some cabins next to apple stores offering the free flashing service, with some awesome gifts like 5GB of skydrive storage, $100 xbox live pointys, Windows 8.1 preview DVDs and 100 hours of Azure VMs :)



#11 Jme621

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 02:39

you know 94% of the people will miss the fact this is posted in the jokes section and just start typing their fanboy opinions based on who they support lol



#12 thomastmc

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 02:52

The image is clearly fake. I can see visible pixels on what's supposed to be retina display.

 

We've both seen it, so the image is real and has to exist. You can't fake that.

 

I mean, why would everyone be talking about something that doesn't and/or couldn't exist? :)



#13 vcfan

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 03:03

hey guys,look what I found. THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://pastebin.com/CwbkAcns



#14 Luc2k

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 03:07

MS should seek merger seeing how hard it's trying to be like Apple lately. They're certainly breeding fanboys.



#15 Crimson Rain

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Posted 23 June 2013 - 03:09

hey guys,look what I found. THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://pastebin.com/CwbkAcns

From a disgruntled apple engineer? Must be true!! PASTEBIN FTW!