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#1 chrisj1968

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 16:10

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Cops: Perp was caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat

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JUNE 24--A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge.

During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from September’s illicit curbside encounter.

Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Streator was sentenced to five months in jail (though the execution of the term was stayed) and placed on a year’s probation. Additionally, Streator was ordered to pay $243 in court costs, directed to “maintain absolute sobriety,” and barred from possessing “pornography of any kind.”

According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streator’s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” Edwards added that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”

When Edwards approached and yelled, “What are you doing?,” Streator dismounted the love seat and ran away. As the suspect fled, Edwards reported, he “could see that the defendant’s penis was erect.”

The officer concluded that Streator--who was alone--“had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

Streator’s guilty plea came two months after a Circuit Court judge ruled that he was competent to stand trial, a decision that followed the jurist’s receipt of a court-ordered psychologist’s report. (2 pages)

 

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 17:44

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#3 Geoffrey B.

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 17:54

when i read the headline i thought it was going to be him having a fake casting couch and getting young girls, not him actually having a relationship with a sofa.



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 18:04

Isn't that why it's called a 'love seat' ? :p



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 18:08

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this is what i said. what guy has "sex"with a couch?? love the signature BTW



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 18:17

He is lucky.  If the couch was new, he would be put in jail for pedophile.



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 18:41

 

Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Streator was sentenced to five months in jail (though the execution of the term was stayed) and placed on a year’s probation. Additionally, Streator was ordered to pay $243 in court costs, directed to “maintain absolute sobriety,” and barred from possessing “pornography of any kind.”

I don't understand how the Land of the Free™ can impose restrictions such as not being allowed to drink or possess pornography. That's incredibly draconian. In fact there have been a lot of cases recently with these sorts of conditions attached. I mean, we're talking about a guy that was shagging a sofa - hardly a menace to society but certainly behaviour that needs to be stamped down on. He should have been taken in to sober up and given a warning - if he had a history of such offences then the further action should have been taken.



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 18:51

I don't understand how the Land of the Free™ can impose restrictions such as not being allowed to drink or possess pornography. That's incredibly draconian. In fact there have been a lot of cases recently with these sorts of conditions attached. I mean, we're talking about a guy that was shagging a sofa - hardly a menace to society but certainly behaviour that needs to be stamped down on. He should have been taken in to sober up and given a warning - if he had a history of such offences then the further action should have been taken.

yea, seems like if he had access to porn, he might not have done that to the sofa....   

 

(btw, could he be called the Sofa King?   sorry! hahahah)



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 18:58

yea, seems like if he had access to porn, he might not have done that to the sofa....   

I actually hadn't thought about it like that.  :laugh:



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 18:59

That couch must've been so cute :)



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 19:04

More cushion for the pushin!



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 19:10

How and why can they ban him from Pornography and Alcohol? 



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 19:11

Isn't that why it's called a 'love seat' ? :p

 

Must have been this couch :D

 

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 19:11

I don't understand how the Land of the Free™ can impose restrictions such as not being allowed to drink or possess pornography. That's incredibly draconian. In fact there have been a lot of cases recently with these sorts of conditions attached. I mean, we're talking about a guy that was shagging a sofa - hardly a menace to society but certainly behaviour that needs to be stamped down on. He should have been taken in to sober up and given a warning - if he had a history of such offences then the further action should have been taken.

Porn and drinking are not normally illegal. Unless done in public.



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Posted 25 June 2013 - 19:26

I can't help but think.. That had to get a bit rough after awhile.. talk about a dry hump :/