chrisj1968 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Cops: Perp was caught in illicit tryst with discarded love seat http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couch-sex-guilty-plea-657302 JUNE 24--A man who was caught last year having sex with a couch discarded on a Wisconsin street pleaded guilty this afternoon to a public lewdness charge. During a hearing in Waukesha County Circuit Court, Gerard Streator, 47, copped to a misdemeanor charge stemming from September?s illicit curbside encounter. Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Streator was sentenced to five months in jail (though the execution of the term was stayed) and placed on a year?s probation. Additionally, Streator was ordered to pay $243 in court costs, directed to ?maintain absolute sobriety,? and barred from possessing ?pornography of any kind.? According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streator?s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting ?a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.? Edwards added that he ?could see the male?s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.? When Edwards approached and yelled, ?What are you doing?,? Streator dismounted the love seat and ran away. As the suspect fled, Edwards reported, he ?could see that the defendant?s penis was erect.? The officer concluded that Streator--who was alone--?had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.? Streator?s guilty plea came two months after a Circuit Court judge ruled that he was competent to stand trial, a decision that followed the jurist?s receipt of a court-ordered psychologist?s report. (2 pages) Arrest document http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/sex-couch?page=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocM Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleNeutrino Veteran Posted June 25, 2013 Veteran Share Posted June 25, 2013 when i read the headline i thought it was going to be him having a fake casting couch and getting young girls, not him actually having a relationship with a sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Isn't that why it's called a 'love seat' ? :p Charisma, Growled and Zidane 3 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezekiel Carsella Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 this is what i said. what guy has "sex"with a couch?? love the signature BTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDboyz Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 He is lucky. If the couch was new, he would be put in jail for pedophile. Zidane and Charisma 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theyarecomingforyou Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Seen in the adjacent mug shot, Streator was sentenced to five months in jail (though the execution of the term was stayed) and placed on a year?s probation. Additionally, Streator was ordered to pay $243 in court costs, directed to ?maintain absolute sobriety,? and barred from possessing ?pornography of any kind.? I don't understand how the Land of the Free? can impose restrictions such as not being allowed to drink or possess pornography. That's incredibly draconian. In fact there have been a lot of cases recently with these sorts of conditions attached. I mean, we're talking about a guy that was shagging a sofa - hardly a menace to society but certainly behaviour that needs to be stamped down on. He should have been taken in to sober up and given a warning - if he had a history of such offences then the further action should have been taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttus Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I don't understand how the Land of the Free? can impose restrictions such as not being allowed to drink or possess pornography. That's incredibly draconian. In fact there have been a lot of cases recently with these sorts of conditions attached. I mean, we're talking about a guy that was shagging a sofa - hardly a menace to society but certainly behaviour that needs to be stamped down on. He should have been taken in to sober up and given a warning - if he had a history of such offences then the further action should have been taken. yea, seems like if he had access to porn, he might not have done that to the sofa.... (btw, could he be called the Sofa King? sorry! hahahah) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theyarecomingforyou Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 yea, seems like if he had access to porn, he might not have done that to the sofa.... I actually hadn't thought about it like that. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomastmc Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 That couch must've been so cute :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted June 25, 2013 MVC Share Posted June 25, 2013 More cushion for the pushin! dead.cell 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKay Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 How and why can they ban him from Pornography and Alcohol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigurinn Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Isn't that why it's called a 'love seat' ? :p Must have been this couch :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharpGreen Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I don't understand how the Land of the Free? can impose restrictions such as not being allowed to drink or possess pornography. That's incredibly draconian. In fact there have been a lot of cases recently with these sorts of conditions attached. I mean, we're talking about a guy that was shagging a sofa - hardly a menace to society but certainly behaviour that needs to be stamped down on. He should have been taken in to sober up and given a warning - if he had a history of such offences then the further action should have been taken. Porn and drinking are not normally illegal. Unless done in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisj1968 Posted June 25, 2013 Author Share Posted June 25, 2013 I can't help but think.. That had to get a bit rough after awhile.. talk about a dry hump :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ir0nw0lf Subscriber² Posted June 25, 2013 Subscriber² Share Posted June 25, 2013 Love Seat (aka Love Shack by the B-52's) "If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says15 miles to the, Love Seat! Love Seat yeahI'm headin' down the Wisconsin street, lookin' for the love getawayHeading for the love getaway, love getaway" :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_han_solo Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Reminds me of this Nip/Tuck scene: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted June 25, 2013 Member Share Posted June 25, 2013 Isn't that why it's called a 'love seat' ? :p Maybe they need to rename it to sex seat. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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