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#1 Muhammad Farrukh

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 20:17

A pregnant lady got on a bus.
 
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. 
 
She immediately moved to another seat.
 
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. 
 
The man seemed more amused. 
 
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
 
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. 
 
The case came up in court. 
 
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
 
what he had to say for himself.
 
The man replied,
 
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
 
when the lady got on the bus,
 
I couldn't help but notice her condition. 
 
She sat down under a sign that said,
 
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. 
 
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
 
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
 
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
 
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
 
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
 
and sat under a sign that said,
 
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
 
 
... I just lost it.' 
 
 
'CASE DISMISSED!!'



#2 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 20:23

Oh dear!



#3 thomastmc

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 20:27

Make the 20 year old kid 12 and it makes more sense :)



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Posted 29 June 2013 - 20:54

Make the 20 year old kid 12 and it makes more sense :)

Because somehow the person being younger would make the story have more sense?  The part of being arrested at all just for grinning, smiling, or laughing at someone makes no sense.  Age is irrelevant. 



#5 thomastmc

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 21:00

Because somehow the person being younger would make the story have more sense?  The part of being arrested at all just for grinning, smiling, or laughing at someone makes no sense.  Age is irrelevant. 

 

As to the maturity level of the person that would find such things amusing, it is absolutely relevant.

 

As for being arrested for grinning, smiling, or laughing, that absolutely makes sense and happens all of the time...

 

It's a joke man, no need to get so analytical (or anal) :)



#6 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 23:40

I thought it was funny



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:02

As to the maturity level of the person that would find such things amusing, it is absolutely relevant.

 

As for being arrested for grinning, smiling, or laughing, that absolutely makes sense and happens all of the time...

 

It's a joke man, no need to get so analytical (or anal) :)

 

You got anal about the guys age, as if age is an indication of maturity. 

 

Me and my colleagues found this road in the Falklands and couldn't resist  posing by it. Ages ranging from 22 to 38. (4 of us posed for photos) Frakking blinked for my turn...  :cry:

 

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#8 thomastmc

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:08

You got anal about the guys age, as if age is an indication of maturity. 

 

Me and my colleagues found this road in the Falklands and couldn't resist  posing by it. Ages ranging from 22 to 38. (4 of us posed for photos) Frakking blinked for my turn...  :cry:

 

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Was my comment really all that anal? I suppose you're being anal about me being anal :)

 

I fully support how you've held yourself up as an example of how age doesn't equate to maturity.



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:16

Was my comment really all that anal? I suppose you're being anal about me being anal :)

 

I fully support how you've held yourself up as an example of how age doesn't equate to maturity.

 

For me maturity is how you handle yourself in serious scenarios when the situation demands maturity. Not the grumpy people who seem bent on stopping people laughing at jokes, telling them to "grow up" etc. I often get called very mature for my age, have done since I was about 16, still get told it quite often now.



#10 thomastmc

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:17

For me maturity is how you handle yourself in serious scenarios when the situation demands maturity. Not the grumpy people who seem bent on stopping people laughing at jokes, telling them to "grow up" etc. I often get called very mature for my age, have done since I was about 16, still get told it quite often now.

 

Don't get all anal about it... :)



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:22

Don't get all anal about it... :)

 

I'm going to get more anal. Bite the pillow.



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:30

I'm going to get more anal. Bite the pillow.

 

That's so witty how you took a reference to personality and demeanor and turned it into a crude literal reference to anatomy. Very mature as well  :laugh:



#13 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 01 July 2013 - 01:51

I'm immature, my wife tells me this  all the time, my kids love it :p



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Posted 01 July 2013 - 02:00

Life's too short not to laugh :D



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Posted 01 July 2013 - 04:22

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Not up or down ... just horizontal.