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Source: http://www.que.es/ultimas-noticias/curiosas/201301282045-detenido-pastor-evangelico-violar-fieles-cont.html?anker_1

 

via: http://www.vaticancrimes.us/2013/01/evangelical-pastor-convinced-followers.html?m=1

 

 

BRAZIL - January 28, 2013 - Just when you think you had heard it all, another malicious and alarming crime committed by a criminal priest, nun, minister or pastor, surfaces. This one has to be one of the most shocking yet...an Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK. The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picanto of Brazil.
Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize". "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation". This is the testimony of one of his victims. This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

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HHahahahahahahahaha!!!!! This has just made my day!!!

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hmm... added to pick up lines.

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"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did".

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.... this is why i stand by my stance on the majority of religious people are half wits

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Got (Holy) Milk?

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This sounds like a story right out of the Decameron.

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Tunderin' Lard Yeezus!

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How gullible can people be to fall for that...? :facepalm:

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I think his victims should also be arrested for this. For being stupid enough to fall for this!

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Religious sheep, is there anything they won't believe?

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who would have thought "holy milk" was so salty! lol <shakes head>

 

If it had been a woman pastor, would she have made loaves from fisheyness........(sorry couldn't resist)

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This is just sad, these people don't know any better and this scumbag takes advantage of them. I mean, think about the kind of person who'd fall for this, it's got to be the mentally ill or something. :/

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This is just sad, these people don't know any better and this scumbag takes advantage of them. I mean, think about the kind of person who'd fall for this, it's got to be the mentally ill or something. :/

 

You're likely right. But you have to factor in how gullible and easily brainwashed the average person is. This is a sad situation.

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You're likely right. But you have to factor in how gullible and easily brainwashed the average person is. This is a sad situation.

 

Think about how stupid the average person is...

... and realise that half of them are stupider than that.

 

- George Carlin

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How gullible can people be to fall for that...? :facepalm:

 

:facepenis:

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:facepenis:

LOL

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i wonder how much it costs to build a church......     :shiftyninja:

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I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the poor buggers he brain washed. Heard it all now! :p

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yuch yuch yuch

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"This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk. "

 

The chances are that he'll be the one tasting the inmates' sacred milk there.

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BRAZIL - January 28, 2013 - Just when you think you had heard it all, another malicious and alarming crime committed by a criminal priest, nun, minister or pastor, surfaces. This one has to be one of the most shocking yet...

 

 

Not really. It's more of a "here we go again" than a "omfg wtf is going on!?!?!"

 

 

This is just sad, these people don't know any better and this scumbag takes advantage of them. I mean, think about the kind of person who'd fall for this, it's got to be the mentally ill or something. :/

 

It's simply the result of rejecting rational and critical thinking in favour of dogmatism and blind belief. Some religious leaders, especially in conservative parts of the world, are obeyed unquestioningly. 

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Thought this was an Onion article.

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