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#1 vetneufuse

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 14:52

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BRAZIL - January 28, 2013 - Just when you think you had heard it all, another malicious and alarming crime committed by a criminal priest, nun, minister or pastor, surfaces. This one has to be one of the most shocking yet...an Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK. The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picanto of Brazil.
Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize". "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation". This is the testimony of one of his victims. This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.



#2 alishanpwc

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 14:57

:/  Holy ######



#3 Jose_49

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 14:59

HHahahahahahahahaha!!!!! This has just made my day!!!



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Posted 13 July 2013 - 15:05

hmm... added to pick up lines.



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Posted 13 July 2013 - 15:07

"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did".


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Posted 13 July 2013 - 15:37

.... this is why i stand by my stance on the majority of religious people are half wits



#7 Tigurinn

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 15:44

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#8 BajiRav

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 15:52

Got (Holy) Milk?



#9 Scroogled

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 16:38

This sounds like a story right out of the Decameron.

#10 Ice_Blue

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 16:52

Tunderin' Lard Yeezus!



#11 Setnom

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 17:09

How gullible can people be to fall for that...? :facepalm:



#12 soumyasch

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 17:12

I think his victims should also be arrested for this. For being stupid enough to fall for this!



#13 Bonfire

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 17:15

Religious sheep, is there anything they won't believe?



#14 Mando

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 17:17

who would have thought "holy milk" was so salty! lol <shakes head>

 

If it had been a woman pastor, would she have made loaves from fisheyness........(sorry couldn't resist)



#15 Charisma

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 17:24

This is just sad, these people don't know any better and this scumbag takes advantage of them. I mean, think about the kind of person who'd fall for this, it's got to be the mentally ill or something. :/





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