neufuse Veteran Posted July 13, 2013 Veteran Share Posted July 13, 2013 Source: http://www.que.es/ultimas-noticias/curiosas/201301282045-detenido-pastor-evangelico-violar-fieles-cont.html?anker_1 via: http://www.vaticancrimes.us/2013/01/evangelical-pastor-convinced-followers.html?m=1 BRAZIL - January 28, 2013 - Just when you think you had heard it all, another malicious and alarming crime committed by a criminal priest, nun, minister or pastor, surfaces. This one has to be one of the most shocking yet...an Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains HOLY MILK. The criminal: Valdeci Sobreni Picanto of Brazil. Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize". "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation". This is the testimony of one of his victims. This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alishanpwc Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 :/ Holy ###### Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose_49 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 HHahahahahahahahaha!!!!! This has just made my day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shockz Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 hmm... added to pick up lines. ahhell 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Majesticmerc MVC Posted July 13, 2013 MVC Share Posted July 13, 2013 "He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Franklin Lee_446138, ahhell, Sszecret and 2 others 5 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Poster Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 .... this is why i stand by my stance on the majority of religious people are half wits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigurinn Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 BajiRav, Duffydemon, Buttus and 5 others 8 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BajiRav Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Got (Holy) Milk? szo 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scroogled Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 This sounds like a story right out of the Decameron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_Blue Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Tunderin' Lard Yeezus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Setnom Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 How gullible can people be to fall for that...? :facepalm: Franklin Lee_446138, Duffydemon and Charisma 3 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soumyasch Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I think his victims should also be arrested for this. For being stupid enough to fall for this! xpablo and Charisma 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomoko Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Religious sheep, is there anything they won't believe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mando Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 who would have thought "holy milk" was so salty! lol <shakes head> If it had been a woman pastor, would she have made loaves from fisheyness........(sorry couldn't resist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charisma Veteran Posted July 13, 2013 Veteran Share Posted July 13, 2013 This is just sad, these people don't know any better and this scumbag takes advantage of them. I mean, think about the kind of person who'd fall for this, it's got to be the mentally ill or something. :/ +Frank B. 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Veteran Posted July 13, 2013 Veteran Share Posted July 13, 2013 This is just sad, these people don't know any better and this scumbag takes advantage of them. I mean, think about the kind of person who'd fall for this, it's got to be the mentally ill or something. :/ You're likely right. But you have to factor in how gullible and easily brainwashed the average person is. This is a sad situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice_Blue Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 You're likely right. But you have to factor in how gullible and easily brainwashed the average person is. This is a sad situation. Think about how stupid the average person is... ... and realise that half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin Charisma and Squirrelington 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcfan Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 How gullible can people be to fall for that...? :facepalm: :facepenis: Squirrelington 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason S. Global Moderator Posted July 15, 2013 Global Moderator Share Posted July 15, 2013 :facepenis: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttus Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 i wonder how much it costs to build a church...... :shiftyninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamTarty Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the poor buggers he brain washed. Heard it all now! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He's Dead Jim Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 yuch yuch yuch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Mirumir Subscriber¹ Posted July 15, 2013 Subscriber¹ Share Posted July 15, 2013 "This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk. " The chances are that he'll be the one tasting the inmates' sacred milk there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 BRAZIL - January 28, 2013 - Just when you think you had heard it all, another malicious and alarming crime committed by a criminal priest, nun, minister or pastor, surfaces. This one has to be one of the most shocking yet... Not really. It's more of a "here we go again" than a "omfg wtf is going on!?!?!" This is just sad, these people don't know any better and this scumbag takes advantage of them. I mean, think about the kind of person who'd fall for this, it's got to be the mentally ill or something. :/ It's simply the result of rejecting rational and critical thinking in favour of dogmatism and blind belief. Some religious leaders, especially in conservative parts of the world, are obeyed unquestioningly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahhell Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Thought this was an Onion article. Tuishimi 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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