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Atomic Wanderer Chicken, 15 Jul 2013
Posted 15 Jul 2013
Due to the level of stupidity that goes on in Florida and the very unfavorable justice system, President Obama has officially disjoined Florida from the USA! Obama signed an emergency executive order of trillions of dollars to get Florida excavated and floated within 24 hours. Florida was moved east considerably far away from the US while Floridians were sound asleep. When Floridians woke up, they didn't notice anything, except for those who were leaving Florida, who encountered a barrier. Florida is still apart of the United State but is now called the "Island of Florida".
Here is an animation of the moving process.
Here is the result. Florida is now the Island of Florida
He might as well get rid of Texas while he's at it!
This will make it easier for obama to only have to visit the remaining 56 states......... :laugh:
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