A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on
their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart, sent her husband a text while she was out of the house
having coffee with a friend.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.